Paddock Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I personally think that we see two cunning alter-egos on these forums. MC is not the antagonistic doofus he made himself out to be initially but is actually a very smart dude. If he continues this alter-ego lark, though, he'll end up like Anthony Hopkins in 'Magic'. Pad is the other one: He's probably a hideously wealthy fat cat who knows all this insider stuff because he's on the board. He probably laughs at some of our ideas while sipping champagne with Moshiri. I could be wrong, of course, and they really could be right dumb-asses. Then again, dumb-asses usually don't make sense. You were right the secong time. I'm just a dumb ass. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 i understand. it's funny i don't really picture other posters when i read their posts, i guess since i'm more auditory i "use a voice in my mind" when reading the texts and imagine the "scouse" accent or whatever when reading them. I just thought you looked the spitting image if Leighton Baines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I just thought you looked the spitting image if Leighton Baines. lol. nope he's just been a favorite player of mine. i also back him because he's a fellow long-hair. we stick together us long-hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Cornish Steve... A ln astute business man who is a stickler for facts and figures. No thinking outside the box here everything has a rhyme or reason to it. Successful in what he does which is why he is so sure of himself and true to his heritage. I'm sure of myself because I'm an arrogant prick. MikeO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Matt - spends most of his days sat behind one of those temporary office partitions. Brings a packed lunch in a see through plastic box (with his name on).Ham or cheese sandwich cut into 4 triangles, pack of crisps and a green apple. Shortish brown hair, wears his top button done up. Newty - salesman type. Wakes up at 5am (to prepare himself) Crisply ironed clothes, spends an hour on his hair (blonde, combed back). Top button undone. Tries his hardest in work to impress his bosses. Will stab anyone in the back to progress. MikeO - tall skinny bloke. Wears ball stranglers. Enjoys a game of badminton Hafnia - another one who wears ball stranglers. Silver combed back hair balding (but he doesn't think it is). Loves gossip and doesn't mind adding a bit of fairytale to a story. Wears slim fit Levi's jeans, found centre stage leaning on the bar at his local pub. MarkJazzbassist - a generally sweaty hobbit. Long scruffy hair and stubble. Squinty eyes. Wears cheap plastic bracelets and baggy jeans, suffers with skid marks. apart from my hair and name, you couldn't be more wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Duncanmckenziesmagic. .. Retired got himself a nice pension and n ok little nest egg. Loves his grandkids and takes them on days out with the missus. Loves Everton deeply and wants the good times back at all costs. Likes to go on the ale before and after the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I'm sure of myself because I'm an arrogant prick. did you look in the mirror and wink at yourself after you posted that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Johnh- the wise old grandad. The kind that buys you sweets when Mum isn't looking. Always has a story to tell, gives great advice and probably makes the gravy when the missus does a roast because he can make it without lumps. Louis- the mysterious leader. A bit like Christian Bale in The Big Short. He's in charge, he's super clever, but never comes out of his office and is probably crazy beyond belief. Probably listening to heavy metal in the office while working on the master plan behind the scenes. Pad- away day specialist. Gets on the bus with the lads at 8am, brings all the beers, on the second can by 8:10. Always first to get the round in. Mike- sort of reminds me of my Dad in some ways. Talks sense, plays the devils advocate to fire up the conversation. Defo makes a decent fry up, the kind the missus just can't get right (some of my own issues creeping in there) probably makes a decent cuppa too. Always wearing a jumper. I hope you don't mean that you think I stand around sweet shops buying sweets for kids when their Mum isn't looking? Not only do I make the gravy, I do the roast too. markjazzbassist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Duncanmckenziesmagic. .. Retired got himself a nice pension and n ok little nest egg. Loves his grandkids and takes them on days out with the missus. Loves Everton deeply and wants the good times back at all costs. Likes to go on the ale before and after the match. i think he still works for the Royal Navy could be wrong though. I remember he does have a nice Jaguar (love the english pronunciation of that work) he has posted before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Matt - spends most of his days sat behind one of those temporary office partitions. Brings a packed lunch in a see through plastic box (with his name on).Ham or cheese sandwich cut into 4 triangles, pack of crisps and a green apple. Shortish brown hair, wears his top button done up. Newty - salesman type. Wakes up at 5am (to prepare himself) Crisply ironed clothes, spends an hour on his hair (blonde, combed back). Top button undone. Tries his hardest in work to impress his bosses. Will stab anyone in the back to progress. MikeO - tall skinny bloke. Wears ball stranglers. Enjoys a game of badminton Hafnia - another one who wears ball stranglers. Silver combed back hair balding (but he doesn't think it is). Loves gossip and doesn't mind adding a bit of fairytale to a story. Wears slim fit Levi's jeans, found centre stage leaning on the bar at his local pub. MarkJazzbassist - a generally sweaty hobbit. Long scruffy hair and stubble. Squinty eyes. Wears cheap plastic bracelets and baggy jeans, suffers with skid marks. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I remember he does have a nice Jaguar (love the english pronunciation of that work) he has posted before. The three-syllable model is sold in Britain, not the two-syllable model offered in the US. rubecula, MikeO and markjazzbassist 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 EFC PAUL- happy go lucky type of fella, calm and collected doesn't let his feelings get out of hand. Understands football well for a wool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 John- I'm sure you don't hang around shops. But if you can get me some spearmint mojos like my grandad used to I'll be very happy. I'll have a plate on Sunday too please, lots of meat and potatoes for me, hold the veg. pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 John- I'm sure you don't hang around shops. But if you can get me some spearmint mojos like my grandad used to I'll be very happy. I'll have a plate on Sunday too please, lots of meat and potatoes for me, hold the veg. Ha ha, that's me. Virtually a whole leg of lamg, 12 roasties, a tin of marrowfat processed peas some stuffing and a yorkshire and gravy. Fuck all that boring veg shite. Takes up room for meat and roasties :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I had a dream that I met Mark (Romey) the other night. Conveniently his Mrs was working in my town and he just called up to meet. She was like Mia from Pulp Fiction and he was nothing like I imagined him to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gethinO Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Ha! Hilarious thread because you do get an image in your head when you read that person's post and the chances are you're a million miles away from what they actually look like. I never had Mark J with a beard and long hair, never saw that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC11 Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 This is probably the most close nit Everton forum on the web. Not overcrowded with posters which makes it a hell of a lot better than the others and why I've hung around so long. Romey 1878 and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 This is probably the most close nit Everton forum on the web. Not overcrowded with posters which makes it a hell of a lot better than the others and why I've hung around so long. Dammit. Time for a recruitment drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I agree MC. Some of the other forums if you don't go on for 24 hours each thread has five new pages and takes another day just to catch up. Best Everton forum on the net by far! Romey 1878, pete0 and Matt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I had a dream that I met Mark (Romey) the other night. Conveniently his Mrs was working in my town and he just called up to meet. She was like Mia from Pulp Fiction and he was nothing like I imagined him to be. Knowing your imagination that's a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Rubeculla... I reckon he's skinny-ish middle aged with thinning grey hair and red mottled cheeks but can tell some funny stories in the pub. I wish/ I am fat,old with a full head of almost white hair. pale complexion and in a village with no pubs. But other than that, not a bad guess lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 EFC PAUL- happy go lucky type of fella, calm and collected doesn't let his feelings get out of hand. Understands football well for a wool Ha Pad I wish mate I'm a ticking time bomb temper wise most of the time with an overactive mind to boot, not far off though ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddock Posted June 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 This is probably the most close nit Everton forum on the web. Not overcrowded with posters which makes it a hell of a lot better than the others and why I've hung around so long. Spot on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 This is probably the most close nit Everton forum on the web. Not overcrowded with posters which makes it a hell of a lot better than the others and why I've hung around so long.its why I love the place; a local pub atmosphere rather than a big chain / club. Romey 1878 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Markjazzbassist. Bass player with an American accent. Am I close? Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjazzbassist Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Markjazzbassist. Bass player with an American accent. Am I close? you got me. All these scousers on here wear off on you though. Kinda like hearing brad friedel talk. He lived in England so long he has this half American half English thing going on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 he's super clever I've always liked you, Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Haha if you've seen The Big Short I wouldn't be so greatful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 I know what Mike looks like (Facebook pics). I've been to a match and had a few pints with "the beard" (whatever happened to him), but thats as far as it goes. I don't really have a vision of who I have conversations with, it doesn't bother me one way or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Bill- see Victor Meldrew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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