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Goodbye Mr Chips

 

Goodbye My Chips - Film about the Liverpool blitz when the Germans bombed our chip shop.

 

Pirates of the Caribbean

 

Pilates of the Caribbean - Film about a Health & Fitness centre in the West Indies.

 

 

The Italian Job

 

The Italian Nob - Film about an eccentric Italian who bought Leeds United.

 

 

 

Looking forward to some clever entries on this website.

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"The shiting" - an investigative report on why all footballing talent is lost when players join Liverpool.

"Schindler's lisp" - A German seeks to make a difference in the world of public speaking.

"Raging gull" - a hideous story of gore and rampage at the seaside.

"Lime is beautiful" - the latest trends in DIY colour schemes.

"Done with the wind" - a documentary about the importance of antacids in modern society.

"Chinatoon" - investor intrigue and the lust for power in Newcastle.

"Where eagles care" - a fictional account of an American football team that actually tries to win games.

"Ace Ventura: bet detective" - an investigation into illicit gambling in the Premier League.

"The bards" - Shakespeare impersonators become zombies and attack in flocks.

"The red sloes" - the latest developments in GMO research.

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"American Beasty" - a biography of Donald Trump

"The Great Pictakor" - a biography of Ansel Adams. (changed two letters, sorry)

"The Dork Knight" - a tale of intrigue surrounding Arthurian legend.

"The Loon King" - the sequel to The Dork Knight.

"The Green Bile" - scenes of gore and panic in this movie about a liver transplant gone wrong.

"Back to the Suture" - the sequel to The Green Bile

"Forrest Hump" - an adult movie set in Nottingham.

"City of Bod" - a children's story narrated by John Le Mesurier.

"A Spade Odyssey" - journeys of a council worker

"The Elephant Ban" - on the trail of ivory traders in Kenya

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Slow day Steve :lol:?

 

Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit.

Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors.

It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere.

Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic.

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Slow day Steve :lol:?

 

Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit.

Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors.

It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere.

Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic.

 

Lunch break, plus it's the day before the July 4 holiday.

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"Brainspotting" - looking for signs of intelligence in today's Tory party.

"The Third Ban" - a history of transfer policies at Liverpool.

"The 39 Stews" - Gordon Ramsey visits the Scottish highlands.

"A Dish Called Wanda" - a young lady's introduction to the British dating scene.

"Hulu" - bringing Internet movies to South Africa.

"The Remains of the Pay" - every man's bank account on the second of each month.

"Great Expectorations" - childhood fun in rural Cornwall.

"Sinnin' in the rain" - an adult movie set in Ireland.

"Japs" - submarines stalk swimmers off the American coast.

"Leaven can wait" - A Jewish family reconciles traditions with their busy lives.

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Come Alone - A gripping story of a pilot who joins the mile high club while flying solo.

 

You had to lower the tone didn't you (and Rusty's not around any more to deny the allegation) :D.

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Jags: title says it all.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope: waiting for white smoke on Tatooine.

The Silence of the Limbs: epic tale of when sign languagers went on strike.

Caving Private Ryan: potholing adventures.

Apocalypse How: instructional video from Donald Trump.

Reservoir Fogs: misty night at Kielder.

The Stink: Redford and Newman plan con at sewage works.

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"Many Poppins" - Billy Bunter tries out a new suit.

"The Seventh Meal" - What Billy Bunter enjoys at noon.

"The Jungle Boom" - Big game hunting is big business for the wealthy few.

"Lady and the Cramp" - Pregnancy and today's NHS.

"Mad Hax" - The Tale of England's cricket collapse against India/

"A Ban for All Seasons" - Predicting Liverpool's destiny in European competition

"Amazing Grape" - A history of wine-growing in France

"The Fridge on the River Kwai" - Relief comes to workers in the hot jungle.

"A Wank to Remember" - Self-explanatory.

"You've Got Tail" - The Donald Trump guide to chatting up women

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12 donkeys: nasty porno

War of the Poses: Violence when window dressers get upset.

The Bog: toilet accident sends awful stench up a lighthouse.

Pirates of the Caribbean / Dead Man's Crest: dead punk washes up with hair in a bun.

2 Mules for Mister Sarah: docudrama about huge transvestite trying to buy shoes.

Escape from New Pork. : animation about a runaway sausage.

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"Transfarmers" - How the proposed bathroom bill will affect US agricultural practices.

"Shred" - A biography of Oliver North.

"Ban Francisco" - The untold story of those who opposed Franco's rise to power.

"Sergeant Dork" - A history of policing in Britain.

"King Solomon's Wines" - A history of wine-making in the Middle East.

"The Greatest Chow on Earth" - Unexpected finds in the world of street food.

"The Secret Life of Peas" - Lock five together in a pod and see what happens.

"The Sign of the Dross" - How Liverpool identifies talent.

"Curious 7" - A look into Liverpool's most recent transfer targets.

"Pinions" - The latest in a series about automobile engineering.

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"Fantastic Boasts and Where to Find Them" - A summary of Donald's Trump's first 90 days in office.

"The Inbetweeters" - How to best interrupt Donald Trump's tweet storms.

"Bars" - Favourite drinking holes of Nascar fans.

"Inside Cut" - More about game-fixing in the Premier League.

"Bridget Jones's Barmy" - A story of motherhood and mental health.

"The Dull Monty" - How the younger generation put up with old war stories.

"I.T." - New computer practices that are out of this world.

"East is Fast" - What lies behind Japan's economic success?

"Finding Nomo: - Culinary delights await visitors to New York's Soho district.

"Mangled" - A behind-the-scenes look at the BBC's new celebrity wrestling show.

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The Bitches of Eastwick - The inside story of LFC last pre-season in USA

 

Turdo - animated adventures of a lightening fast dump.

 

Snot White - the perils of snortin illegal stuff.

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Finally (probably).

 

Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet.

A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit.

Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video.

Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener.

The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection.

The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty.

The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action.

Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton.

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Finally (probably).

 

Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet.

A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit.

Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video.

Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener.

The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection.

The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty.

The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action.

Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton.

 

Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd.

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Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd.

I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in ?

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I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in

 

I'll take that :lol:.

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No green from me, you plagiarist. You copied my Brainspotting.

 

Yours was the British original, mine was the American remake B).

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Slumdog Billionaire - like the original but higher stakes.

 

Honey, I Shrunk the Lids - tupperware horror flick.

 

Wild Wild Vest - biography on the life and loves of Rab C Nesbitt.

 

White Men Cunt Jump - no synopsis needed.

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Shite Christmas - Sad tale of Bing Crosby whose flight from Heathrow is cancelled and he has to spend Christmas in a Travel Lodge in Slough.

 

Good one that :lol:.

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The Fat and the Furious: The story of Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wives

The Hitchhikers Guilde To The Galaxy: The history of the extraterrestrial labor movement.

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Ghoat, not allowed. You added a letter to the second one. You can only change one letter, or did you leave the 'e' on by mistake?

Opps, case of fat-fingers

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