Jump to content
IGNORED

Marco Silva


Recommended Posts

On 03/03/2019 at 22:56, duncanmckenzieismagic said:

That’s why the strap line is ‘ for the thinking Evertonian‘..., you have to keep thinking what fucking thread am I in?

Hahaha. True that. So many threads you're happily reading away at, then notice the title is for something totally different!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 13/03/2019 at 19:24, rubecula said:

a bit brutal imho.

Thats  a bit tame compared to this one Rubes, you and a few long standing members may have seen this before but for any new members, although it a long one its well worth a read.

 When Poojah a Grimsby Town fan, could no longer contain his anger at the team's poor performance he decided to write his feelings in an open letter and post it online.

Best moment: "Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket"

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and w**king furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little arsewipes sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely f**k all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate b**tards; leave this club now and don’t you f**king dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrotum, so frankly you can just all f**k off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

 Yours sincerely, A very disillusioned Mariner

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Bill said:

Thats  a bit tame compared to this one Rubes, you and a few long standing members may have seen this before but for any new members, although it a long one its well worth a read.

 When Poojah a Grimsby Town fan, could no longer contain his anger at the team's poor performance he decided to write his feelings in an open letter and post it online.

Best moment: "Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket"

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and w**king furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little arsewipes sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely f**k all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate b**tards; leave this club now and don’t you f**king dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrotum, so frankly you can just all f**k off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

 Yours sincerely, A very disillusioned Mariner

kinell that had me crying with laughter,

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Deserves credit for today. Second half is how I envision he wants us playing. Challenge is for him to build the consistency and get us playing that style of football for 90 mins. Given there’s not a lot for us to play for bar pride whilst Chelsea are chasing champs league makes the result all the more impressive. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Btay said:

Deserves credit for today. Second half is how I envision he wants us playing. Challenge is for him to build the consistency and get us playing that style of football for 90 mins. Given there’s not a lot for us to play for bar pride whilst Chelsea are chasing champs league makes the result all the more impressive. 

Care to expand as I can't see what the manager done to change the game. How I saw it was Gomes went on a romp up field, we won a couple of corners, scored, and then Chelsea imploded much like we did at Newcastle last week. Imo we won thanks to Sarri being out of favour and him panicking taking off Barkley and Higuain. 

Without that moment from Gomes I fear that could've been another performance on par with Spurs (worst home game I can think of, although I did miss Leicester this new years). 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, pete0 said:

Care to expand as I can't see what the manager done to change the game. How I saw it was Gomes went on a romp up field, we won a couple of corners, scored, and then Chelsea imploded much like we did at Newcastle last week. Imo we won thanks to Sarri being out of favour and him panicking taking off Barkley and Higuain. 

Without that moment from Gomes I fear that could've been another performance on par with Spurs (worst home game I can think of, although I did miss Leicester this new years). 

Came out a different team, players have indicated he tore into them at half time and got the response he needed. Made good subs. Job done Marco 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It was definitely a game of contrasting halves, if a the 2nd half was the result of him firing some fucks into them then it's long overdue, he needs to be hard and forceful more often and hopefully they will learn the message and it will become second nature to them.

I was discussing this in the Mina thread that we were weak as a team due to weak management it would seem Silva grew some Sunday and they reacted in a positive way and showed the fight he had in the dressing room on the pitch.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don’t want this to be a Liverpool Everton rant but Klopp got fined only £8k for running to the centre circle to celebrate a goal mid game? In my opinion that’s worse. Or is my view skewed as running that far on the pitch is rare. Marco was wrong but his point was correct and moaning about officials is common place.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...