Songs for new players

[Doug Mountjoy]

Good afternoon all,

I used to read (and very occasionally post) on the old blue kipper site and since then I've been busy with other things I guess. 

Anyway, it looks like just maybe the new signings might be really handy and we might have a better season, at least better than the last one anyway.

I was thinking that as EFC supporters we do struggle a bit to get new songs going and I am sure the new guys would love it if they had a song for when we can go the game again.

I thought for Allan a remix of the classic Paul Simon hit "Call me Al"

"Da da da da, - da da da da -da da da da -da da da da

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Ha-mes
And Ha-mes, when you call me, you can call me Al"

Repeat until everyone's gone to the bar/sat down/whatever.

Any ideas for the other guys?