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Heres some Everton fives, got any to add

 

 

5 Everton Perms

1. Bob Latchford

2. Graeme Sharp

3. Terry Curran

4. Mike Lyons

5. Andy King

 

 

5 Everton utility men

1. Alan Harper

2. Mike Lyons

3. Kevin Richardson

4. Phil Neville

5. John Ebbrel

 

5 Shouts for under-performing players

1. 'You,re shit you are,

2. 'Hows 'e gettin a game'

3. 'Fuck off Macdonald'

4. Even Nulty would be better than 'im'

5. Get yer 'air cut Madar you ponce'

 

5 Everton attendances at Goodison

1. 26,765

2. 33,448

3. 52,259

4. 49,001

5. 32,574

 

5 Everton promotions

1. Eversell

2. Get down to Goodison radio ads

3. Lads and Dads tickets

4. Friday Dinners with the team

5. Away games on the big screen (jumbotron)

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how is Steve Watson not in the utility men?

Jumbotron is the best name for any product ever made (even if it does hold no relevance to said product!)

i cant believe you didnt include 36,377

and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN JOEY!!! HE DOESNT PLAY FOR US NOW!!!

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4. Even Nulty would be better than 'im'

 

i wont mention that by some stretch of the imagination i have the same second name as him :o

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Zed    1
how is Steve Watson not in the utility men?

Jumbotron is the best name for any product ever made (even if it does hold no relevance to said product!)

i cant believe you didnt include 36,377

and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN JOEY!!! HE DOESNT PLAY FOR US NOW!!!

 

 

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN JOEY!!! HE DOESNT PLAY FOR US NOW!!!" good shout that

 

Also a regularly heard one " FFS Beattie, fook off yer shite yer fat bastard"

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