MikeO

The Olympics have been a massive event in my life since 1968, just always loved every moment. Feeling very underwhelmed today, just hope events get me back on track.

Probably closer to £15m.

So excited I could go as far as emptying the laundry bin.

Was it "Olay olay olay"? Cosmetics are dangerous things, wife and I used to have a chemist across the road from us and one day she asked me to nip across to buy some baby oil, which I did. Shortly after I was despatched to get a pregnancy test, who knew baby oil made babies?

Birthplace of the genius that was Rab C Nesbitt.

Ready made song from Scouse band (reds but we stole All Together Now so what the hell).

One in a hundred to one in seventy-five is going the wrong way Ste mate, sleep deprivation playing with you?

Open goal that one.

That would be.....no, I can't do it.

One in every 75 people now have it over here (in England, Wales and NI are much better, Scotland about the same); but pleased to report that, even though I'm in a low risk part of the country, it's rare to see anyone without a mask. I have a test tomorrow ahead of a hospital appt on Monday but sure it'll be clear.

Actually, thinking about it, the comb part of combined is a bit redundant

Combined.

It's a better solution for him and Beşiktaş as they know the position and have us over a barrel when it comes to any money changing hands, I'd call their bluff and say no he signed the contract so he's going nowhere. Play hardball and see how much they want him/he wants them, if we give in we're having our pants pulled down.

Just noticed there's a women cricketer playing for Birmingham today called Issy Wong, good job she's not a male (name could be either sex really) player we were linked with. TT would suffer a catastrophic pundemic.

But surely then he shouldn't be able to then go earn another wage with Beşiktaş, he should go on "gardening leave" I'd have thought, no?

See what you did there!

Sensible clothes?😂

Called parliamentary privilege.

21/22 memberships on sale from today, just got ours, £35 each.

Bet his wife's a goer!

Never heard of them, I was talking about Archibald and Fenwick Curren who bat three and four for Nether Wallop seconds

Notwithstanding the craziness of the hundred, the Curren brothers are a bit good.

He was RR before the injury, very sad the way it went. But Son is a saint who went in with no intent, press say so.

Going back many years to the 1975 World Cup in Kuala Lumpur, my form master/English teacher at school was the GB goalkeeper. He never told anyone at the school, well certainly none of the kids anyway, about it; but saw this guy on TV behind a mask with his crazy hair and distinctive gait we all knew. Richard "Dickie" Barker he was called, after his secret was out we derailed many a lesson by asking about his hockey exploits. On the Olymics surely the Netherlands and Germany a big threat as ever, and looking at the rankings Argentina seem strong as well.

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