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The least the team can do is apologise to the supporters that travelled down tonight.
- dunlopp9987 and chicagoblue
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I'm no fan of Dyche but you give Guardiola the job tomorrow and we're not pulling any trees up. The club is absolutely riddled with fuckery from top to bottom, and this is just a by-product of how bad we are.
- Sibdane, dunlopp9987, badaids and 1 other
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4-0. Fuck it I'm supporting Chelsea.
Hahahaha get in, what a bunch of sticky toffees am I right?! Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea! In Poch we Trust! Drogba, Zola etc.
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Just stuck my testicles in the fridge door and slammed it shut which funnily enough was more enjoyable than this shite.
Spare a thought for the people that went down to London, on a Monday and paid to watch this in the flesh. They'd be much better staying at home and buying a fridge.
- Newty82, badaids and chicagoblue
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Hahahahaha, it's almost comical. Fucking hell.
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2 minutes ago, Hafnia said:
Look at the ball again, leathered it and made it elevate. Hard across the floor and it's a goal
Professional footballer in the six yard box mate, the cross could have been heading into outer space for all I care it doesn't take a genius to keep it on target.
It was a diabolical miss from a striker who is putting together a catalogue of them.
- Goodison Glory, Matt, badaids and 1 other
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Don't get me wrong this isn't a shout to sack Dyche, but they can't be playing for him looking at this. Tarkowski and Mykolenko are absolutely tragic for that second goal, musical statues.
Chelsea are actually going to take the piss here too, Palmer is nailed on for a hat-trick, question is does he do it before or after half-time.
Moshiri and that bloke who wears a baseball cap and a suit at the same time - fuck off the pair of you.
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Don't like getting on players backs but fuck me Beto, looks like someone who's bought a scratchcard a won a prize of playing in a Premier League game.
Inside the six-yard box and gets it over the bar, hitting it with his fucking knee. Jesus absolute wept.
Defensively shite also; Branthwaite, Onana, Tarkowski all on toast and Palmer slots it in. Make it stop.
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1 minute ago, Romey 1878 said:He's going to be on MNF tonight.
Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences.
fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!!
- dunlopp9987, Sev, Sibdane and 3 others
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I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.
- MikeO, Newty82 and Romey 1878
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51 minutes ago, dunlopp9987 said:
I just have no clue what to expect with Chelsea. Showed great resilience to come back against United, then shit the bed today against Sheff Utd
Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.
- Hafnia and dunlopp9987
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Massive point that, great to see DCL on the score sheet as he doesn't half take some shit. I know it was from twelve yards but if he can get into any sort of scoring form it'll be welcomed, especially as the business end of the season is in full flow. Anything we can do to keep Luton at bay.
Always great to take points of Newcastle too, both because they're a weird breed of horse punching irritants and because it means that goblin Anthony Gordon will go to bed with a tear in his eye - hope he stands on a piece of Lego the daft gimp.
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Crystal Palace's official account have confirmed that he's had tests and in a stable condition, so it does sound legit.
Awkward as I guess they won't sack him while ill, but they've obviously decided to sack him and hire this new bloke.
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I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.
- Romey 1878, Newty82, MikeO and 1 other
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Manchester United 2-0 up at Newport, yet now at 2-2 with just over 25 minutes to go. Even if they go on to win, that's quite an embarrassment.
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This is really sad to hear, like many Bill was a massive part of the forum when I joined which was around 15 years ago now. He was one of those few special members that seemed to be part of the fabric of the place, as @c1982 said I remember he had the TT Emergency Board so that we could keep booting off about Everton if this place ever went down - I think that shows the work he put in behind the scenes. The fire that he showed in his posting was no doubt from a deep love of Everton and as others have said, not necessarily a bad thing at all.
Hoping that Bill is at peace, condolences to his family and of course @patto.
- patto, Matt and Elston Gunnn
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1 minute ago, badaids said:
Andy Townsend is unbeatable as a commentator.
He's one of those people that would trap you in the corner at a house party and talk through his top 10 roundabouts.
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Genuinely torn about whether I'd take a 0-0 and no carnage or us finishing with seven men and we get to put the likes of Tielemans, Douglas Luiz and whoever else fancies it out for the season.
Luiz has been running round all afternoon looking like Drake from Wish, someone that certainly blows himself kisses in the morning when he wakes up.
Games gone soft.
- badaids, chicagoblue and Sibdane
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Dele
in General Everton Discussion
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He wasn't good enough and they're a club in and around the Champions League places. Football is a business and they do business well, much better than us sadly.
His off field issues were not known until his interview with Gary Neville. Spurs were right to move him on, 100%.