Zoo 2.0

I completely understand that the game evolves over time but I will argue with anyone that the best way to take a penalty is to have a long run up and twat the fucking thing. What the actual fuck was Onana thinking? He's a young lad, he'll learn but absolutely fuck me. Game winning penalty and he does that. I just don't know what to say. Pickford got a good hand to at least three too, we're cursed and you can't convince me otherwise. When the time comes to knock down Goodison there will be some weird voodoo shit under the pitch.

Wouldn't bet against Pickford taking one tbh.

That Danjuma chance might come back to haunt us, bloody hate penalties when it's either Everton or England involved. We were the better team by miles tonight, get the job done lads.

Made up that Forest are going for Nuno, that puts them right in the mix for going down as he's absolutely dogshite. His only real achievement is promoting Wolves with a budget much bigger than the rest of the division. Failed at Al-Ittihad and spectacularly at Spurs. I don't think they'll actually go as the Luton, Burnley and Sheffield are a special form of turd but they'll be nailed on 17th.

I get a shirt every year, it's a bit of a tradition but without sounding like a tight arse I'm getting less and less bothered by them. £60 for what (IMO) haven't been great shirts for a few years, the only recent ones that were 10/10 was the Umbro kit with navy (the one where Lukaku scored about 90 goals) and the Hummel that James Rodriguez played in.

I'd run through brick walls for Dyche and I sit in the Top Balcony.

Ironically the first time that's happened since March 2021 too.

DOBBIN DO DO DO DO DO DO

Everton are not great for my bumhole.

Modern football is absolutely shite ain't it. As soon as that goal went in I didn't move as I thought there would be some weird VAR check for a foul by DCL. Now they're checking for offside. Having to celebrate about 38 minutes after the event is fucking bollocks.

Oh my giddy arse I thought McNeil had scored there.

I think there's more chance of Oscar Pistorious using his right foot to put it in the top corner than Dwight McNeil, Jesus.

Excuse me, Ant & Dec have won the TV Awards 19 years in a row?

Trippier.

Will it be double figures? Is this the fixture that kicks us on to a phenomenal league title? Who out of Beto or DCL will score their hat-trick first? Will Goodison Park serve beer in actual proper cups? Discuss - UTFT.

AHHHH YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

The absolute banter from the referee adding on 10 minutes.

GIVE THE BALL TO TRIPPIER FOR FUCKS SAKE

YESSSSSSSSSSS ANOTHER ASSIST FROM TRIPPYAIIIIIII YOU LOVELY BARCODE HATING GENTLEMAN HAVE MY BABIES

I love how physical we've been, some proper nasty challenges going in tonight. Hopefully the lovely little Everton is a thing of old, I'm really enjoying us kicking lumps out of the other eleven. Worth pointing out without the deduction we'd be sitting 10th now, well done Mr. Dyche.

Trippier deserves that for insisting that his surname is pronounced Trippyaii.

OH YES YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE MAN