How about this one ? To the tune of Robbie Williams, Rock DJ.
-We know you wont grow
-But we love ya like yobo
-Blues getting excited
-Our kids even more so
-Wave your hands if it’s a pen
-Can you kick it ?
-(Yes you can)
-I got
-joy
-You got
-cash
-You’re worth every penny
-You’ve got the gift
-Go and stick it in the goal
-Its time to please everybody
The blues are back in business
The world, The world’s our witness
Every girl, every man
Park End, do you hear me ?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
Arteta’s neat passes
Support from the masses
Beattie with the head
Or reading back passes
Have a proper giggle
and shoot on sight
Cos when Goodison rocks
It rocks all night
(Right)
You got the ball, then slipped your man
It’s time to please everybody
If you can’t score a goal
And tim or ossie can
Its time to please everybody
The Reds will be easy
They’ll no longer tease me
We’ve got the AJ plan
Park End, do you hear me?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
Penalties aint easy
Most of them freeze me
Home or away
Penalties aint easy
But if you’re taking it, (taking it, taking it)
It's alright
Come on Everton
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright
I want another goal, AJ
Cos you’re making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the best’s our birthright