WTF !
He's not Tony Cottee, he's not Andy Gray and he's not Dixie Dean............he's Romelu Lukaku.
Can just see it, Lukaku scores a Hat-trick in his next game...........but, he didn't smile, he didn't shake the physio's hand after the warm up..........AND he doesn't eat Everton mints, the mans a fucking discrace, I want him out of this club.
Plus he's making me look stupid.