I am somewhat surprised by the lack of surprise expressed by you two, considering the surprising events of the season. I am, however, not surprised by the surprise you have also expressed about the not-so-surprising events of the said season. For myself, I am equally surprised by own surprise. I think we can all agree it would be very surprising if Everton were to win the next 10 games and marginally less surprising if they lost all 10. After that, things are pretty much in the air.