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Johnny H by a fair margin I reckon (tho i only saw the 2nd half).

1. Arteta 2. Saha 3. Jagielka 4. Pienaar 5. Cahill 6. Howard & Martyn (cheating a bit i know, couldnt squeeze him in anywhere but deserves a mention). 7. Lescott 8. Neville 9. Baines 10 Yobo

In terms of importance to the team and nowt to do with potential or current form, (injured in brackets): 1. (Arteta) 2. Pienaar 3. (Jags) 4. Louis/Yak (couldnt split them) 5. Cahill 6. Howard 7. Rodwell 8. Baines 9. Distin/Yobo (couldnt split) 10. Bily (reckon in 12 months he'll be top5) 11. Heitinga/Fellaini/Jo/Gosling/Osman/Hibbert/Vaughan (undecided on all of them) 12. Vik etc etc

I honestly believe we have a better player than in his fulham days (when injury free...obviously). He's got everything and if we can play him & Yak together, i cant think of many defences who'd be too comfortable. Long live :king: Louis!

Never seen him, my choice for the future is joe hart but he could cost a bit.

...cant believe youve just done that to me - he was my choice and i thought he was all mine! Cant believe he actually played in an fa cup final for us! He was shocking!

...I would suggest both just to make sure! If this delay is caused by JL forcing the issue of a loyalty bonus, the fact is that he handed in a transfer request which although it was turned down, led to him being sold - we wouldnt have sold him for this amount (22/24) had he not handed in a request i believe................. ....eat shit J-lo or whatever your name is!

Good info Eeyore thanks. My question is... will you now be supporting efc? and my 2nd question is, do you have a spare right back (part-exchange will be very much considered/encouraged)!

If I was a top Everton player......... I'd be a woman - they seem to be half decent anyway! Seriously i'd have my leg broke to play for them - they could stick me on the right wing while im on crutches and i reckon we'd see an improvement.

If I Was A Top Everton Player ..... I'd probably be injured like the rest of them!

The ever reliable wiki has him as ours as of today! Do transfers actually happen on sundays? <_< Think he'd be a decent signing at an ok price. Always thought he was a geordie. wiki

Vorsah played for Asante Kotoko (sp) in Ghana for a bit - weren't we due to play them this pre-season. Wiki already has Bystrov as en EFC player from Monday 17th!

Reckon you've intersepted one of BK's latest transfer bids??!

Thats what i call a pile of shit! .......

I'd suggest Amanda not wearing the EFC kit..or anything much for that matter. Anything to put a would-be investor in a generous mood. Think their could be a role for Sly Stalone here too - could we have him as the henchman who trudges the losers off stage?

So where would you like to see him play next season if he moves - as an outsider, do you think EFC would be his best option? Also, if you could compare him to anyone past/present-who would you say? Cheers (& welcome).

...never heard that one before!

Whats all this takeover bollox?! I'll play along for fun but takeover...my arse: Messi! Anyone else after that would just be a bonus!

All i know is i'm sure ive seen your no.20 on a tv advert - gillette or hair dye perhaps. Maybe he could give some tips to your no.13! http://www.athletic-club.net/web/main.asp?...p;d=0&idi=2 I think Arteta will end up in spain but not for 2 more yrs. IF you were to try to buy him now, I reckon we'd be after £15mill (would be more if if he ever gets his call-up to the national team).

For the 1st match, I wouldve liked to play man utd.......in the charity bloody shield! I'd settle for a mid-table team (so Man City)!

I make it £21m or £25m I have Cana or Moutinho

Ins: L Cana - £8mill???/J Moutinho - £12mill??? Adam Johnson - £6mill??? G Johnson - £10mill??? Owen - Free (bench warmer) Outs: Anichebe - £3mill

Its wee little leon i feel sorry for - that 'V' will go all the way down to the top of his shorts.