Sibdane

Thank god. That was terrible defending regardless though.

Well, it's looking like Dyche is about to own a very unsavory Everton record.

Better!

We look so bad when Newcastle breaks. No composure at all.

Snatched shot by Beto.

Godfrey in at RB and Young comes back. I fear the worst.

Newcastle 3-1 Everton McNeil

Newcastle 3-1 Everton Beto

Pickford probably could’ve claimed that. Unlucky for Coleman when we’ve all been crying out for a change at RB.

Fucking hell.

Bournemouth 1-2 Everton McNeil

It is, and what's crazy is it is one of the toughest border policies that has ever been introduced. They don't really care about the border; they (particularly Trumpers) just want Biden and the Democrats to appear like they can't get anything done.

Not at all. It was sarcasm.

My first 10-pointer of the season. Hooray.

That was rough, but I had zero confidence going into it.

United 2-0 Everton none

Ugh.

GET IN.

I'd take Barkley now, because we need all the help we can get. Here's what's sad though: when we had ambitions of Europe I wouldn't have taken him; times change, however. He's been great at Luton, but let's not forget he's a confidence player. His confidence is at an all-time time high, because he is their best player this season, and it's also a testament to his career so far. He might be able to walk into our squad, but that's such a low expectation.

Everton 3-1 West Ham McNeil

Well, that helps. The bottom three are so bad that we should be able to survive, bar any more point deductions.

These guys are literally just running around and kicking a ball on a field. It's really not that serious at the end of day. I'll never understand the people who take it to a next level of hate.

Brighton 1-2 Everton DCL

Everton 2-1 Palace DCL

A little late for changes.