LewisNewburn

The theme from 'The Artist' was better than all the candidates.

Just saw Hugh's at Putney - didn't know you were down!

'It's okay, he doesn't have feelings. Racists don't have feelings; they're sub-human.' God, I love Peep Show.

Reflections on yesterday's fiasco:1. Why did the boy Barkley, not in the First XI since God-knows-when, start in the Derby?2. Why on Io did Anichebe start?3. Why is Everton Football Club averse to attacking, shooting, passing the ball forward, that sort of thing (except Drenthe on his lonesome, poor dear)?4. What was Škrtel weaned on to look like that? Something sour, or else he's some kind of troglodyte.[Relevance? - Ed.]5. Why?

'Mon, you Blues. Time to give the Shite a good kicking.

My Tab brother has Stephen Hawking's old room next year.

Andy Whitfield of 'Spartacus: Blood & Sand' has died after a cancer relapse. He'll be missed.

Behind Mark Williams/Arthur Weasley/Kenneth, one of the "Suit you" tailors from the Fast Show, at the hole-in-the-wall.

Well done, Harry and Lizzie, for killer A-Level/Uni and GCSE results. Supercousins.

Diagonal tan-line on my face. Accursed fringe...

The brother's a Tab!

'This is another song I wrote.' *F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E F F# G G#My cousin is adorable.

Finish eight months' working for the NCT today, commence two months' rowing for Molesey tomorrow.