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LewisNewburn

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  1. Save of the season from Howard.
  2. The theme from 'The Artist' was better than all the candidates.

  3. Just saw Hugh's at Putney - didn't know you were down!

  4. 'It's okay, he doesn't have feelings. Racists don't have feelings; they're sub-human.' God, I love Peep Show.

  5. Rodwell had an absolute shocker - you could poll for WMotM and I dare say he'd win by streets. The more creative outbursts here keeping me smiling though.
  6. Reflections on yesterday's fiasco:1. Why did the boy Barkley, not in the First XI since God-knows-when, start in the Derby?2. Why on Io did Anichebe start?3. Why is Everton Football Club averse to attacking, shooting, passing the ball forward, that sort of thing (except Drenthe on his lonesome, poor dear)?4. What was Škrtel weaned on to look like that? Something sour, or else he's some kind of troglodyte.[Relevance? - Ed.]5. Why?

  7. 'Mon, you Blues. Time to give the Shite a good kicking.

  8. My Tab brother has Stephen Hawking's old room next year.

  9. Andy Whitfield of 'Spartacus: Blood & Sand' has died after a cancer relapse. He'll be missed.

  10. Behind Mark Williams/Arthur Weasley/Kenneth, one of the "Suit you" tailors from the Fast Show, at the hole-in-the-wall.

  11. Well done, Harry and Lizzie, for killer A-Level/Uni and GCSE results. Supercousins.

  12. Diagonal tan-line on my face. Accursed fringe...

  13. 'This is another song I wrote.' *F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E F F# G G#My cousin is adorable.

  14. Finish eight months' working for the NCT today, commence two months' rowing for Molesey tomorrow.

  15. I was raised a United fan by my (to be fair) Manchester-born elder brother so even though I've ultimately taken up my Dad's team there'll always be a lingering fondness. Paul 1300 mentions local sides - I didn't go for Fulham or QPR because I'd long since grown up with Everton in the house and didn't know the others at all. As for City, respect is not due when recent success is down to "some camel-shagger spunking money into the club's carcass"...
  16. The word, BBC London 94.9, is 'vigilantism', not 'vigilante-ism'. GAWD.

  17. Hi, my name's Lewis and I'm from Mortlake in SW London. When I was a small boy I was indoctrinated by my Manchester-born elder brother to support United and I did for many years. When I was about eleven years old I lost interest in football for a while; when I got back into it a couple of seasons ago I was still fond of the Devils because of our 'history' but I my heart wasn't in supporting them because, well, you know the stereotype... Anyway, to get to the point I adopted the other team that I'd grown up with, my Dad's Everton. To this day he has my felt-tip drawing of Duncan Ferguson (twelve fingers a hand and about twenty studs on each boot) on his office wall. I'm not a complete Toffee n00b but I'm a pretty green blue nevertheless. Looking forward to talking to you all. Oh, I'm a referee as well.
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