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Not arsed about his personality so long as he does well for Everton and gets us points. Unfortunately Charlie Adam is about as useful as a nun in a Dutch brothel. It's a no from me.

At the start of the season I'd have snapped your arm off if you offered me 6th under a new manager (who's experience to date was being relegation fodder with Wigan). United & Moyes have shown how hard it can be to make a change so if you think that coming 6th is 'same old Everton' you need to find another team. We are doing exceptionally well and it's laughable to think that the race for 4th is over. We are 8 points behind Liverpool (admittedly that's quite a gap) but are only 5 points behind Spurs with a game in hand. If they lose one and we win (which is likely given how shaky Sherwood is) then we're right back in it. Truly baffled as to how anyone can moan at this season's performance. Edit: James McCarthy has probably been player of the season for me.

Them fucking minions. Matt, I'm looking at you.

Could they not have postponed the game when the red warnings were put out across the North West? Not happy at all. Correct call but it's an absolute piss-take to drive up to Goodison, walk a mile in the shitty conditions to be pushed against a wall by a police officer, bummed and have to walk home again. Not amused.

Moyes having Mata is like your nan having an iPhone. Doesn't know what to do with it.

Black Sails.

Simply stunning.

Correct decision. Anything that gets Ronaldo sent off gets a big thumbs up from me.

I have to say the blokes with the ukelele's at Villa were embarrassing. (agree that on the whole our half-time/pre-match entertainment is good for families).

Was going to go with Pienaar but seeing as going with the majority is frowned upon I went with Alex Nyarko.

Went with Howard because I felt sorry for him having to mark Sturridge all game because our outfielders were too wank to do the job themselves.

Everton.

I wonder if we will loan in a LB now that Oviedo is out for the season? Pictures on Twitter suggest a leg break, his leg's in two very different places unfortunately!

Or you could stop being a lazy bastard and go to the shops yourself.

Don't understand why he would leave Chelsea to fight relegation.

Cunts that block the aisles in the shops. Was in Tesco the other day and four walking abortions were having a chat in the middle of an aisle forming a perfect 'X' shape with their trolleys so that nobody could get past. Should be illegal and punishable by slapping.

We'll loan who we want! We'll loan who we waaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

Over-weight or not he's passed his medical so he's clearly still fit enough to play as a footballer.

95% of the time David Luiz is a brilliant center back, it's just that he's really prone to doing something stupid which usually costs his side a goal. Personally, I wouldn't have him because I just don't think he's stable enough.

The fact that Gouffran is stood on line will put Hart off and the fact that he is stood on the line means that he's interfering with play. Even though it's a little harsh I personally don't understand what all the fuss is about. Plus it's against Newcastle, anything to piss their inbred supporters off gets a thumbs up from me.

The goal that never was from yesterday's game. Personally I agree with the referee.

I enjoyed Skyfall, like all the other Bonds but I can see what you're saying. What would make it ridiculous is if the role was given to Idris Elba. James Bond is white and shouldn't be played by a black actor, it's ridiculous.

Danny Greham, Soldado & Cornelius are three strikers that could be shot dead in the middle of the pitch and nobody would notice.

Christ, not another one of Rubes' followers :shaking fist: . Welcome mate, hope you enjoy the site.

Michu - Isn't good enough, he's quite clearly a one season wonder like Benteke is proving to be. He also suffers from a recurring injury so I wouldn't want him anywhere near our wage bill. Lambert - . He's 31 and isn't good enough. He went through a purple patch and landed himself an England cap but he's nowhere near good enough to lead our front line when Lukaku goes. Ba - Shite. Proved at Chelsea that he can't cut it at a top team so considering we are aiming for European football I don't think he's good enough for us. Personally, I'd like to see us look overseas. Martinez has strong ties with the Spanish market so I'd like to see us make a signing from La Liga. How about Carlos Vela from Sociedad?