GoldfishMemory Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggledand said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to f*** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 That is very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillaGTiR Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 hahaha nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Casanova...Come on Down........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 how true how true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I was wondering where it was going, but too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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