MikeO Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 From the Liverpool Echo's special correspondent Sum Baarde.. There were chaotic scenes at Evertons Bellefield training ground on Tuesday night when a major problem arose with the pipes. A source close to the caretaker revealed that, having got quotes from all the twenty-four hour plumbers in the area it quickly became apparent that the best course of action was to fly in a drainage specialist from Turkey who established that the problem was caused by half-eaten big-macs being flushed down the toilet in James Beatties private cubicle. A small crowd who gathered at the gate (one of whom was furiously typing on a lap top) were fobbed off with outlandish stories about signing new players to put them off the scent. Unfortunately the Turks price quoted was way outside Evertons plumbing pay structure so he was whisked secretly back out of the country. The work will now, I understand, be carried out by the clubs existing staff who are not specialists in the field but will do all they can to sort out the problem on a temporary basis pending reassessment in the summer. No-one at the club was available for comment this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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