adamefc1 Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door He Says "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband He Says "Not that fucking difficult is it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Brutal, but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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