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Two brothers, a seven-year-old and a four-year-old, are upstairs in their bedroom one morning. "You know what?", says the seven-year-old. "I think it's about time we started swearing." The four-year-old nods his head in approval, so the seven-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, okay?" "Okay, okay," the four-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. So they go downstairs and their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

"I'll have some fucking Coco Pops please."

THWACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother turns to the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice..

"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," the four-year-old blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."

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