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3 scousers and 3 mancs are travelling by train to a football match in London.

At the station the 3 mancs each buy a ticket and watch as the 3 scousers buy just 1 ticket between them.

" How are the 3 of you going to travel on just 1 ticket "? asks one of the mancs.

"Watch and learn" answers one of the scousers.

They board the train .... the 3 mancs each take to their respective seats but all 3 of the scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "tickets please" the door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with the ticket in his hand..the conductor takes it and moves on.

The mancs are mightily impressed by this, so after the game they decide to copy the scousers on the return trip to save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip...to their astonishment the scousers don't buy a ticket at all !!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket " asks the perplexed mancunian.

"watch and learn " says one of the scousers.

When they board the train the 3 mancs cram into a toilet and soon after the 3 scousers pile into another nearby. The train departs...

Shortly afterwards one of the scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the mancs are hiding, he knocks on the door and says.................

" Tickets please "

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