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A man witnesses a burglar in his home. doing the honourable thing he gets his mobile and calls the police in secret. he tells the police


'helloo yeah theres a burglar in my house'


policeman 'sorry we do not have the current resources to cope'



the bloke is horrified and amazed that the police arnt interested. so he goes on his phone again and says


man 'yes that burglar i just phoned up about i just shot him'




just as he said that 5 police cars a helicopter and an armed response unit came along catchin the burglar red handed. the police asked him


'i thought you said you shot him


man: i thought you said you didnt have the resources goodnight'

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