DonKey Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland . L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof. L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Berno Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Haha thats a good one that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko 1990 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Rofl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaminfox Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bryant Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 That was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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