Ian Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 well lets av one eh just post random stuff seeing as I'm starting I will upload a great song IMO, Carnation by Oasis (originally by the jam) enjoy http://www.megaupload.com/?d=14VOGWLL (easy enough to download) MikeO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid. But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day " Random enuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 (edited) Think there should be a thread put to one side so people can chat to each other. If there is only one or two browsing the thread in quiet moments, can always look for this thread to chat to someone. Theres one on the car forum i use, and it is visited quite a lot. You can call it " anybody there " or " want to Chat" or something, just a random thought that came into my head. Licker. Edited March 4, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 keep goin everyone ...its not the longest thread ive ever seen yet..... good idea that licker, lonely night and someone is avin one, then this is the thread to do it in (PAAAAARRRRRRDDDDONNNN) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moyski Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I think i'll have a wank in a minute.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 ..just a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetender Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 the addin my contribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 it was a great contribution...many thanks from all the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 So the threads not whose got the Longest then?....Draaats, Another New Guinean Gold moment 4 Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 i imagine that too be quite a long thread goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that. Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs. The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right. It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer. To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity, cookey play's on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism. No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that. Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs. The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right. It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer. To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity, cookey play's on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism. No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...do you know...that's exactly what my wife said...spooky Edited March 5, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fozzie22 Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid. But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day " Random enuff.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) I beleive this is the longest thread http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?showtopic=1036 and the longest night of your live waiting for Noah Baardie to sign Edited March 5, 2006 by Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 aye, i was too busy being pissed chantin Everton songs in wigan when that happened....this will be longer....eventually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ian have you started the longest thread to compensate for the shortest c***? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ian have you started the longest thread to compensate for the shortest c***? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following. At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 And here it is....warned you it was tough!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following. At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Teddy Bear & scarf Whats my prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following. At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scarf & Teddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ones a very good actor and one is avery bad actor and also a diving tit who make beattie look a snip at six mil compared to the 24 chelski paid for him And here it is....warned you it was tough!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 1........Everton scarf across the bottom of the picture. 2........big teddybear gone off windowsill. 3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE. ???? Any more. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 (edited) 3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE. ???? Any more. ?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case . Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!! (I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space ) Edited March 6, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 ... ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case . Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!! (I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isnt he gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 BUT IT WAS ANOTHER DIFFERENCE THAT OTHERS HAVE FAILED TO MENTION, THEREFORE I CLAIM THE PRIZE. BUT SEEING AS I AM A GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFULL SORT OF FELLA, I SHALL GIVE UP THE PRIZE, SO YOU CAN PASS IT ON, TO ONE LESS WORTHY THAN I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 My, my TT we have been active this afternoon! I'v done the Everton website Kipper Football Frenzy Myspace Both MSN accounts Google Mail And i'v done a bit of work too and still no new posts! What we need on here is a bored housewife who we can all fantasise is a hottie to keep us entertained when the football talk stops. Anyone fancy lending the forum their missus to keep us entertained? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 always moaning isnt he goldy wer sorry wer not active!!! and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think. Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one. Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................ Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap. ? Licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 always moaning isnt he goldy wer sorry wer not active!!! and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Ian and how did it feel to share that with the group? More from the small cock support group next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think. Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one. Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................ Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap. ? Licker. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No but we all stop and watch when the video comes on! If only i didnt have that dodgey hip ponders licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 anyone else think kirsty young is quite fine? i certainly do MikeO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 also, does everyone else have to log in everytime they visit...i never used to back in the day (about a year or so ago) but i have had to re-log in for quite a while now? it happen to anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) When you log in it usually asks if you want PC to remember username and password, just need to tick the box..............methinks. PS....THINK KIRSTY IS A BIT TOO PRIM AND PROPER............................. ........but i wouldnt climb over her to get to you. Edited March 7, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 i should hope not i have done that, the computor must just not like me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) anyone else think kirsty young is quite fine? i certainly do <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ahhh Kirsty shes nice Anyone remember her side kick when chanel 5 first started? Ruth England - Think she does a travel show now. Edited March 7, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Ruth England - Think she does a travel show now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...I have it on good authority that Ruth England is in fact James McFaddens girlfriends lesbian lovers sister, who once offered to be atificially inseminated with sperm donated by a Yugoslavian lumberjack called Olaf by means of a cake icing syringe...but don't tell anyone I told you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Feel we need some pics of Scarlet Johansen's assets. Those Assets would be great to negative gear & Hard loan, whilst implied conditons would have to be imposed, to stay in line with Tariff's & Quota's . Im keen on placing an Irrevocable Corporate Purchase Order, Including a nice warm love note styled Indexed Currency Option Note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 can you provide the pics of scarlett pat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Came across this while surfin.................................. JEEZ, dont stand too close to the Bacon slicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 wow, a conversation with her would be good but bad (as you might be called a perv )...because you wouldnt be lookin at her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 theres scarlett again, in another red little number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Oh yes, fine Assets a cple of posts up in eed, great work Bill. Geez, been slow round here this week folks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Oh yes, fine Assets a cple of posts up in eed, great work Bill. Geez, been slow round here this week folks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Realy slow indeed, wonder where all those RS are today? Nothing to say i imagine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Damn mikeo your fast Was thinkin the longest thread had died a death, thank you for resurecting it! Long live the longest thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 long live it indeed it looked to have fallen on its arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 To keep the thread going, a picture of the Brazilian Ladies Soccer team taking to the pitch...................................... . . . And a bit of Excitement in the goalmouth....................... . . . I'd buy a season ticket for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'd buy it a diamond ring and get down on one knee, but whatever takes your fancy licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 She'll get a nasty cold in that weather...needs to put a coat on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 ....or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Its a bit of a sexist longest thread sorry but half naked women dont do it for me! <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Claire..........never let it be said that i'm sexist. Will this do you..... ...or this Just to keep you happy. PS.....THERES NOTHING TO STOP YOU POSTING WHATEVER YOU LIKE, ON THE LONGEST THREAD. (within reason of course.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Licker love the speedos (in Everton colours too) but keep your holiday pics between you and your missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Here are some more blue speedos which I personally find slightly more pleasing on the eye ..(nothing personal Licker, just a question of individual taste ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) ooooh. Sharon Davis........one of my all time Favs. Just look at them shoulders, she would have no trouble carrying me to bed, and if i didnt do as i was told she could whip me. OH SORRY, i was getting a bit carried away there. Edited March 16, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 ooooh. Sharon Davis........one of my all time Favs. Just look at them shoulders, she would have no trouble carrying me to bed, and if i didnt do as i was told she could whip me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...steady 'Licker, if I was fitted with a pacemaker it'd need to be recallibrated now!! You're a man after my own (palpitating) heart !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 That About Even's things up...> .......> Surely he didnt....Oooops...!!! All in Best Jest Claire.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Tut tut tut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 .....anyways.....shit weather were havin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I thought this was a nice forum!!!!!! That man needs a haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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