aaron Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Im hungover, dont know what time i got in after going the pub then a house party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Its two haggis Its two haggis ....and they each get their very own post . You know what haggis is? Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay Horace ate himself one day. He didn't stop to say his grace, He just sat down and ate his face. "We can't have this" his Dad declared, "If that lad's ate, he should be shared." But even as he spoke they saw Horace eating more and more: First his legs and then his thighs, His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes... "Stop him someone!" Mother cried "Those eyeballs would be better fried!" But all too late, for they were gone, And he had started on his dong... "Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns "You could have deep-fried that with prawns, Some parsley and some tartar sauce..." But H. was on his second course: His liver and his lights and lung, His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue; "To think I raised him from the cot And now he's going to scoff the lot!" His Mother cried: "What shall we do? What's left won't even make a stew..." And as she wept, her son was seen To eat his head, his heart, his spleen. And there he lay: a boy no more, Just a stomach, on the floor... None the less, since it was his They ate it – that's what haggis is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 ....and they each get their very own post . You know what haggis is? Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay Horace ate himself one day. He didn't stop to say his grace, He just sat down and ate his face. "We can't have this" his Dad declared, "If that lad's ate, he should be shared." But even as he spoke they saw Horace eating more and more: First his legs and then his thighs, His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes... "Stop him someone!" Mother cried "Those eyeballs would be better fried!" But all too late, for they were gone, And he had started on his dong... "Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns "You could have deep-fried that with prawns, Some parsley and some tartar sauce..." But H. was on his second course: His liver and his lights and lung, His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue; "To think I raised him from the cot And now he's going to scoff the lot!" His Mother cried: "What shall we do? What's left won't even make a stew..." And as she wept, her son was seen To eat his head, his heart, his spleen. And there he lay: a boy no more, Just a stomach, on the floor... None the less, since it was his They ate it – that's what haggis is. Nice one Mike you little bard you :gay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Nice one Mike you little bard you :gay: Can claim no credit, it's Monty Python . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Can claim no credit, it's Monty Python . Plagiarist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Christ I feel like shit today. I had one to many ales last night and now it feels like I have moss growing inside my mouth. Rubbish.... think i'll go to the pub now. Hair of the dog and all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 ...think i'll go to the pub now. Hair of the dog and all that! Slippery slope Jamie.....it'll be vodka on your cornflakes before you know it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Slippery slope Jamie.....it'll be vodka on your cornflakes before you know it . Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Already crossed that bridge. Its heroin on toast now. I need a good kick in the morning to get me going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 That's OK until you do away with the toast mate . Physical labour for me this week-end . Knocking down my shed, it was very cheap poor quality one we put in when we moved house, and replacing it with this... Plan is to insulate, heat and make it nice and habitable....possibly move my desk/PC into it. Painting it blue is still under negotiation . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 That's OK until you do away with the toast mate . Physical labour for me this week-end . Knocking down my shed, it was very cheap poor quality one we put in when we moved house, and replacing it with this... Plan is to insulate, heat and make it nice and habitable....possibly move my desk/PC into it. Painting it blue is still under negotiation . Have you checked ebay Mike for shed/outhouses? http://home-garden.shop.ebay.co.uk/items/H...286Q2ec0Q2em282 http://home-garden.shop.ebay.co.uk/items/_...p;_osacat=11700 I will be laying a concrete base as soon as the weather starts to get better then build a large dog run and kennels out of breeze block which should be fun <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Well im playing footy today in the powerleague wigan. won our first two games of the season after joining late, got a former semi pro player in our team which helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Have you checked ebay Mike for shed/outhouses? I have thanks Paul...been searching and researching for a few weeks now and this one's the best deal for what we want. Funny enough they were selling them on ebay but for £40 more than if you went direct . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) I have thanks Paul...been searching and researching for a few weeks now and this one's the best deal for what we want. Funny enough they were selling them on ebay but for £40 more than if you went direct . Haha bloody rip off merchants, your best bet to insulate it would be Acrylic Sheeting i dont know if you have seen or heard of it but its only around 2mm thick so it would take alot less of your internal dimensions then bog standerd insulation. http://www.shedblog.co.uk/2008/07/09/shed-...-garden-office/ Seems to be the best way for the heat is either one of these http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3ft-ELECTRIC-TUBE-GR...A1%7C240%3A1318 or a small burner Edited March 15, 2009 by EFC-Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Actually got an oil filled radiator which has been in the old shed for a while....works well but the insulation stuff is useful to know . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 This probably hurt a lot but it's a funny read, true story that happened three days ago. An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles said reports on Thursday. The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported. A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch. Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement. "Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying. So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated." It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Probably ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Anyone hear about the British tourist who got bummed to death by a Zebra? My stomach being off turned into me throwing up for two days. I still don't feel well today, my stomach is churning but at least I haven't threw up (yet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I just read about that i couldn't help but laugh apparently he was a geordie i wonder if he supported the Barcodes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I just read about that i couldn't help but laugh apparently he was a geordie i wonder if he supported the Barcodes Well, he was wearing black and white... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) Well, he was wearing black and white... Really i only read abit of it earlier i thought it was bollocks but seems to be true, what a strange way to go oh well atleast he earned his stripes :whistle: Have you eaten something dodgy mate or just old age peppermint tea or dry toast seems to work for me at times. Edited March 16, 2009 by EFC-Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Really i only read abit of it earlier i thought it was bollocks but seems to be true, what a strange way to go oh well atleast he earned his stripes :whistle: Have you eaten something dodgy mate or just old age peppermint tea or dry toast seems to work for me at times. At first I thought it was just a 24 hour bug thing but it's gone on too long, so I'm thinking I may have eaten something that's disagreed with me. I'm 21 so I don't think it's old age just yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 At first I thought it was just a 24 hour bug thing but it's gone on too long, so I'm thinking I may have eaten something that's disagreed with me. I'm 21 so I don't think it's old age just yet Ah didn't realise you where that young mate god im older then you <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I curled out a turd of about 15/18 inches length (old money) before,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bloody monster it was and it took about eight flushes to get the bugger round the u bend...............I feel lighter and thinner since its departure, I christened it Rafa before it went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Thanks for sharing Jim (remind me not to ask if I can borrow your ruler ). I just used Pythagoras' Theorum to stake out my cabin's footprint....Mr Chipping (my maths teacher) told me it'd come in useful one day....just took thirty-five years ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regulator Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 if youre going out.....in your neighbourhood.....who you call? SHIT ADVERTS! mate work sucks big time, 2 hours left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Was playing for my monday night team at the soccerdome tonight and a fella threatend to knock me out coz i kept winding him up, everytime they got a free kick i would kick the ball away slightly, he said thats 3 times, one more and i'll knock you out, i just saud its 2 mate, ive got two more attempts now God i love winding people up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Was playing for my monday night team at the soccerdome tonight and a fella threatend to knock me out coz i kept winding him up, everytime they got a free kick i would kick the ball away slightly, he said thats 3 times, one more and i'll knock you out, i just saud its 2 mate, ive got two more attempts now God i love winding people up. no you don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Anyone drinking today to "celebrate" a holiday that may not even be anything to do with you? Im like an 1/8 irish so i'm hopefully going to find the money from somewhere and drink to celebrate st.patricks day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I once had a girlfriend whose mother's dentist had an Irish setter, so if I was American that would make me a true son of the Emerald Isle. I also used to like Guinness . Sadly though, today I will be mostly staying sober . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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