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You Know Your Getting Old When............


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You know your getting old when -

 

You find shed catalogues very, very interesting.

 

You put comfort above looks when buying footwear.

 

You make groaning noises sitting down and standing up.

 

All your kids music is too loud and sh*te.

 

You use the phrase "when I was your age".

 

 

 

 

Please feel free to add your own.

 

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Yeah, I forgot that one, along with forgetting loads of other stuff.

 

When your kids have a new song they're listening to non-stop, over and over, and you say "I remember this the first time it came out".

 

You take the first sip of your morning cuppa, sigh and say "ahh, that's better".

 

People in the street look at you at you in a funny way when they see you in your North Face bubble jacket and Nike Air Max trainers, (old habits die hard).

 

When you get up in the middle of the night for a pee, and you haven't even been on the beer.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Another one is when people aged 20 come on and say that they feel old. (no offence Claire).

 

When your 16 year old daughter comes in p*ssed and you have to tell her off for something you did yourself at her age.

 

When you used to go into the Kop on derby days and your trainers stank of p*ss for weeks afterwards.

 

You can remember players with great big Brian Blessed type beards.

 

Grab a Granny night at the Grafton. Do they still have them?. Older women are more experienced and a lot more grateful :P:P:P .

 

ATB

 

Mac

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