Rob W Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 > >A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and > >thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. > >Nothing's > > >moving." > > > >He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines > >of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the > >hold > > >up?" > > > >The officer replies: "It's a Liverpool fan, he's just so depressed > >about losing the premiership to Chelsea, being knocked out of Europe > >and the prospect of winning f**k all after gobbing off all season, > >he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He > > >says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he > >has > > >never had a job. I'm walking around taking a collection for him." > > > >"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?". > > > >"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zed Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Written by a manc or a cockney "never had a job" Racist sterotyping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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