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Rob W
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> >A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and

 

> >thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.

> >Nothing's

>

> >moving."

> >

> >He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines

 

> >of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the

> >hold

>

> >up?"

> >

> >The officer replies: "It's a Liverpool fan, he's just so depressed

> >about losing the premiership to Chelsea, being knocked out of Europe

 

> >and the prospect of winning f**k all after gobbing off all season,

> >he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.

He

>

> >says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he

> >has

>

> >never had a job. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

> >

> >"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".

> >

> >"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

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