Jump to content

Little Red Riding Hood


GoldfishMemory
 Share

Recommended Posts

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the big bad

wolf crouched down behind a log.

 

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

 

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

 

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this

time he is crouched behind a bush.

 

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

 

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

 

About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again

and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

 

"My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

 

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you piss off, little girl?!!

I'm trying to have a shit"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...