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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard

walks past and looks up and says:

 

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

 

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a

few joints.

 

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to

get a drink from the river.

 

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls

into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the

river while taking a drink.

 

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain

forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he

looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

So the koala looks down at him and says ................

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Bloody hell dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard

walks past and looks up and says:

 

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

 

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a

few joints.

 

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to

get a drink from the river.

 

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls

into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the

river while taking a drink.

 

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain

forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he

looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

So the koala looks down at him and says ................

"Bloody hell dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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Any of You guys had a close up, Own environmnet experience with a Koala?

 

I tells ya they are the Ultimate Stoner of The Animal Kingdom & could use the Term "Homer Simpson" as dictionary entry for Work ethic...Lazy Bastards they

are..!!!

 

They just sit lookin @ ya Glassy eyed slowly tilting their haeds not really givin a flying feurk.

 

Thinking Fishes Ditty is prob a true one.......... ;)

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