MikeO Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 OK so Tord Grip has said that England will have to come up with a plan B if, as looks likely, the tubby tearaways toe doesn't mend in time. We all know that "Plan B" is not Svens strong point...that is to say he never has one other than to sit on the bench and look enigmatically Swedish. So here's the solution. Can you think of a situation where a team, about to start an important competition suddenly realises that they're going to have to cope for the duration without the boy wonder and immediately there's doom and gloom everywhere. Who could possibly have succeeded under those cicumstances, and outperformed even the most wildly optimistic expectations? See where I'm going with this? Employ Davie as consultant and immediately reshape the squad... I see a potential starting eleven of.. Martyn (or Teflon) Hibbo Cole Stubbs (capt) Terry P Neville Lampard Osman Beckham Owen Beattie Problem solved..get me the FA on the phone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 If it was not a good idea it would have been even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 OK so Tord Grip has said that England will have to come up with a plan B if, as looks likely, the tubby tearaways toe doesn't mend in time. We all know that "Plan B" is not Svens strong point...that is to say he never has one other than to sit on the bench and look enigmatically Swedish. So here's the solution. Can you think of a situation where a team, about to start an important competition suddenly realises that they're going to have to cope for the duration without the boy wonder and immediately there's doom and gloom everywhere. Who could possibly have succeeded under those cicumstances, and outperformed even the most wildly optimistic expectations? See where I'm going with this? Employ Davie as consultant and immediately reshape the squad... I see a potential starting eleven of.. Martyn (or Teflon) Hibbo Cole Stubbs (capt) Terry P Neville Lampard Osman Beckham Owen Beattie Problem solved..get me the FA on the phone!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Off topic but how stupid is that name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Off topic but how stupid is that name? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's his children Limp and Clammy that I feel sorry for ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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