Marriage

[exiled-in-kent]

(This might be old but I can't be bothered trawling through to see if it's been posted before!)

 

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her

right away.

 

 

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

 

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go

along.'

 

 

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon

at a very nice resort.

 

 

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his

towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,

followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he

straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

 

 

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the

towel.

 

 

She said, 'That was incredible!'

 

 

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told

you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

 

 

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

 

 

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on

her towel and was hardly out of breath.

 

 

Hesaid, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

swimmer?'

 

 

'No,'she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both

sides of the Mersey

[Lowensda]

haha i like that one

[The Beard]

7.5/10,