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Playing footie with the kids a while ago, and a group of youngish lads 15 - 18 started slagging me off, I asked them if they could do any better, they said yes (f*ck). I spoke to a couple of awl arses to see if they fancy it and it is game on

 

Venue - Local School Field

 

Date - Sat 20th May

 

Time - 3.00 (I am a traditionalist after all)

 

Team details to follow and a full match analysis, if I'm still alive.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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My experience of these games and bear in mind i'v only ever been on the young gobs*ites team is.

 

All even at the start then the fitness of the younger generation starts to shine through, the oldies get pissed and throw some nasty challenges and they usually end in a mass brawl which can go either way.

 

Be warned Mac as you are the older generation any loss will be a desgrace, injury will be your teams fault and any outbreak of violence will also be attributed to you old timers! Steer well clear is all i'm gona say!!

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My experience of these games and bear in mind i'v only ever been on the young gobs*ites team is.

 

All even at the start then the fitness of the younger generation starts to shine through, the oldies get pissed and throw some nasty challenges and they usually end in a mass brawl which can go either way.

 

Be warned Mac as you are the older generation any loss will be a desgrace, injury will be your teams fault and any outbreak of violence will also be attributed to you old timers! Steer well clear is all i'm gona say!!

 

 

Thats a fair assesment that, Ive played "Friendly" games which young wippersnappers and arl arses have been involved in and they normally turn out like that

 

" ITS A MANS GAME LAD IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYIN" is the fav line of an awl as after hes just snapped the skinny 18 year old whippet

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Regarding our lot, (can't comment on their lot yet, don't know them that well) what we lack in skill, ability, fitness, vision and general awareness, we more than make up for in aggression, malice, cunning and an all round desire to give them a bloody good hiding.

 

Training tomorrow night - report to follow.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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good luck anyway mac hears a few tips from the 20 year old young gobsh@te with knees like an awl ass.

 

MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THAT TACKLE A LITTLE MORE HARDER.

 

THAT SHOULDER BARGE THAT MUCH STRONGER

 

TAKE IT EASY AT THE START SO YOU CAN LAST THE DISTANCE

 

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE BID MAD MAN IN THE MIDDLE SCREAMING ALL GAME IT REALLY INTIMADATES THE YOUNGSTERS EVERY TIME.

 

GOOD LUCK AND GOOD HEALTH IN THE GAME.

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1've played in quite a few of those games and it comes to you after a while, usually when you are bent over double trying to get some oxygen into your lungs, F##kin hell i'm too old for this lark. :blink:

 

The teenagers of today might not be the fittest, but they are faster and will leave you standing every time, some are quite tricky with the footwork and can make you look a right tw#t.

 

My verdict.................................prepare for a beating. :D

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Thats a fair assesment that, Ive played "Friendly" games which young wippersnappers and arl arses have been involved in and they normally turn out like that

 

" ITS A MANS GAME LAD IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYIN" is the fav line of an awl as after hes just snapped the skinny 18 year old whippet

 

Usually followed by the 6'7" ABA boxer, with a sick desire to still be cock of the playground throwing a flurry of sledgehammers at the nearest "old c*nt"!

 

You have been warned lets hope that the tricks of the trade can shine through, for Mac and his dads army :D

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Bear in mind boys I am an Evertonian, you f*ckers (young or old ) are on my side.

 

I have in my heart a love for all of you (even Clur, here's a word from our Graham).

 

For the last 5 months I have been benching 150lb for 20 reps per day.

 

Pat, fancy a game?.

 

Bring your war face.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I am on your side coz we young fuckers have too much confidence for our own good :rolleyes: its down to u to bring us down a peg or two

 

My dear friend I would not lump you in with this bunch of Monkey hanging, stottie eating, sister shagging, smog monsters.

 

We will triumph, a win for me, is a win for you all (and girls).

 

:D:D:D:D

 

C'mon spuddy love, T.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

God, I am going to embarass myself, in front of my wife.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Due to problems attending Training, I can unsertsand if im Benched Mac.

 

Only be good for bloody 5 minutes anyway. A Cple hacks, cple sublime defence splitting passes ( of which we all must stand back & admire) with a wild side booted ping @ goal ending as a throw in of course & which at everyone will no doubt laff ending the 5 min parlay.

 

I ache already, pass us a fag, Those were the days my friends.

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Where to begin, it was a good turn out, but they turned up with bags of lager and jeans on. I don't want to come over all Harry Catterick, but what a bunch of useless c*nts.

 

The session progressed well, one or two have played before at a decent level. There is one boy who is well tasty, and very fast for 35 years of age.

 

I am quietly confident of keeping the their score to single digits.

 

There was one first for me though, a right back playing with a fag in his mouth.

 

BTW - I am in f*cking tatters, I am an old man who should know better.

 

I am offering odds of us winning at 4/1.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Damn if I only had read this earlier, I could have popped up back to Darlo (I take it thats where ur playin, used to do a course at teeside which was based in Darlo, lived in Mowdon for 2 years) and then u could have had a young one on ya side :D

 

Not sure what part of Darlo it is (again if it is at all) but no doubt they'll either be gay rugby players, crackheads, squaddies or chavs. Obviously I'm tryin not to be stereotypical :P

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Damn if I only had read this earlier, I could have popped up back to Darlo (I take it thats where ur playin, used to do a course at teeside which was based in Darlo, lived in Mowdon for 2 years) and then u could have had a young one on ya side :D

 

Not sure what part of Darlo it is (again if it is at all) but no doubt they'll either be gay rugby players, crackheads, squaddies or chavs. Obviously I'm tryin not to be stereotypical :P

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Love it mate.

 

 

To begin - OH MY F*CKING GOD. why didn't one of you tell me not to be so bloody stupid. I now realise that my body is not what it once was.

 

I could trot out all the old excuses about the ref and the pitch, but we didn't have a ref and the pitch was spot on.

 

We spanked their spotty arse big time. :D:D:D:D after our 8th goal we stopped counting. Their heads went down and the awl arses played like it meant something.

 

I have never seen such a lot of unfit kids in all my life. More to follow

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Yes we did, comprehensively.

 

Licker, seriously mate, up here the standard of play is pretty poor, what we would consider a kickabout in Liverpool, would be a high standard game up here.

 

I was screaming and shouting in an incoherant scouse accent, as the oldest I felt it was my duty.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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How've I missed this thread? Top stuff Mac...if I lived closer I'd have sign up! (thank fuck I live so far away :D ). Used to be really sporty and fit (in the traditional sense of the word) but then I hit my teens :unsure: . Half an hour in the park with a brace of under tens is about my limit now :huh: .

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Mark, I think you're right in saying you could spank us raw, but we are talking about Darlo here, say no more.

 

Licker, I like the sound of a game with serious footie people, but the way my legs ache today I won't be playing for a good long while.

 

God, I did enjoy it though, gutted I didn't score but if I go past the half way line I get a nose bleed.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I'm from Darlo you cheeky whippersnapper :D . Mac has only just returned to normal, if you know what I mean ;) .

 

He did quite well for an old fart, and I have never heard him more scouse.

 

T

 

Thanks love, legs are now better and my life is almost normal again, thank God I sit down for a job. :D:D:D:D

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Thanks love, legs are now better and my life is almost normal again, thank God I sit down for a job. :D   :D   :D   :D

 

ATB

 

Mac

 

I hate that "walking like a crab" feeling for a week after youve played footy for the first time in ages. Always happens no matter how fit you are

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Just started playing again after 10 weeks out with Groin strain.

 

Played last Tuesday for the first time and it killed me the next day and just finished today and its that same again so far and will hurt tomorrow and I am omly 27

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