Mac Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Playing footie with the kids a while ago, and a group of youngish lads 15 - 18 started slagging me off, I asked them if they could do any better, they said yes (f*ck). I spoke to a couple of awl arses to see if they fancy it and it is game on Venue - Local School Field Date - Sat 20th May Time - 3.00 (I am a traditionalist after all) Team details to follow and a full match analysis, if I'm still alive. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 My experience of these games and bear in mind i'v only ever been on the young gobs*ites team is. All even at the start then the fitness of the younger generation starts to shine through, the oldies get pissed and throw some nasty challenges and they usually end in a mass brawl which can go either way. Be warned Mac as you are the older generation any loss will be a desgrace, injury will be your teams fault and any outbreak of violence will also be attributed to you old timers! Steer well clear is all i'm gona say!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 My experience of these games and bear in mind i'v only ever been on the young gobs*ites team is. All even at the start then the fitness of the younger generation starts to shine through, the oldies get pissed and throw some nasty challenges and they usually end in a mass brawl which can go either way. Be warned Mac as you are the older generation any loss will be a desgrace, injury will be your teams fault and any outbreak of violence will also be attributed to you old timers! Steer well clear is all i'm gona say!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats a fair assesment that, Ive played "Friendly" games which young wippersnappers and arl arses have been involved in and they normally turn out like that " ITS A MANS GAME LAD IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYIN" is the fav line of an awl as after hes just snapped the skinny 18 year old whippet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mac Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Regarding our lot, (can't comment on their lot yet, don't know them that well) what we lack in skill, ability, fitness, vision and general awareness, we more than make up for in aggression, malice, cunning and an all round desire to give them a bloody good hiding. Training tomorrow night - report to follow. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sconnerefc Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 good luck anyway mac hears a few tips from the 20 year old young gobsh@te with knees like an awl ass. MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THAT TACKLE A LITTLE MORE HARDER. THAT SHOULDER BARGE THAT MUCH STRONGER TAKE IT EASY AT THE START SO YOU CAN LAST THE DISTANCE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE BID MAD MAN IN THE MIDDLE SCREAMING ALL GAME IT REALLY INTIMADATES THE YOUNGSTERS EVERY TIME. GOOD LUCK AND GOOD HEALTH IN THE GAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 i like playin against the older player i am good at winding them up, taking the piss by nut meggin them and so forth they dont alf get angry good luck mac, sly little kick to one of them wouldnt hurt them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 1've played in quite a few of those games and it comes to you after a while, usually when you are bent over double trying to get some oxygen into your lungs, F##kin hell i'm too old for this lark. The teenagers of today might not be the fittest, but they are faster and will leave you standing every time, some are quite tricky with the footwork and can make you look a right tw#t. My verdict.................................prepare for a beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Thats a fair assesment that, Ive played "Friendly" games which young wippersnappers and arl arses have been involved in and they normally turn out like that " ITS A MANS GAME LAD IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYIN" is the fav line of an awl as after hes just snapped the skinny 18 year old whippet <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Usually followed by the 6'7" ABA boxer, with a sick desire to still be cock of the playground throwing a flurry of sledgehammers at the nearest "old c*nt"! You have been warned lets hope that the tricks of the trade can shine through, for Mac and his dads army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Well im one of the young gobshites and i cant see the oldies standing a chance, you wont be able 2 keep up with them and they'll run rings around you. Good luck you're gonna need it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Bear in mind boys I am an Evertonian, you f*ckers (young or old ) are on my side. I have in my heart a love for all of you (even Clur, here's a word from our Graham). For the last 5 months I have been benching 150lb for 20 reps per day. Pat, fancy a game?. Bring your war face. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I am on your side coz we young fuckers have too much confidence for our own good its down to u to bring us down a peg or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I am on your side coz we young fuckers have too much confidence for our own good its down to u to bring us down a peg or two <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My dear friend I would not lump you in with this bunch of Monkey hanging, stottie eating, sister shagging, smog monsters. We will triumph, a win for me, is a win for you all (and girls). C'mon spuddy love, T. God, I am going to embarass myself, in front of my wife. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Just tell your wife to close her eyes to all the violence and blood spill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 (edited) Due to problems attending Training, I can unsertsand if im Benched Mac. Only be good for bloody 5 minutes anyway. A Cple hacks, cple sublime defence splitting passes ( of which we all must stand back & admire) with a wild side booted ping @ goal ending as a throw in of course & which at everyone will no doubt laff ending the 5 min parlay. I ache already, pass us a fag, Those were the days my friends. Edited May 19, 2006 by PatV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I knew you could cheer me up Pat. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I knew you could cheer me up Pat. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dont worry mac we're all with you every kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Where to begin, it was a good turn out, but they turned up with bags of lager and jeans on. I don't want to come over all Harry Catterick, but what a bunch of useless c*nts. The session progressed well, one or two have played before at a decent level. There is one boy who is well tasty, and very fast for 35 years of age. I am quietly confident of keeping the their score to single digits. There was one first for me though, a right back playing with a fag in his mouth. BTW - I am in f*cking tatters, I am an old man who should know better. I am offering odds of us winning at 4/1. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Im not going to risk my money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I feel a c*nt saying EFC, what's your first name mate, or even a nickname?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Its Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Pleased to meet you Mark. and yes my good lady wife is a tad on the feisty side. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Nice to meet you too. And thats the way all women should be anyway, itd be boring if they werent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Nice to meet you too. And thats the way all women should be anyway, itd be boring if they werent <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Couldn't be arse to log on to my own account Mark, but as a woman thank you for your kind words and I am sure Claire and Betty will agree, treat em mean keep em keen. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'd love to treat Claire mean, shes a bit of alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'd love to treat Claire mean, shes a bit of alright <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Straigt to the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Mark, Claire worries me, because I feel like she is one of our family, yet she is a bit older than my daughter, who by the way left school today. (f*ck me I feel old. T) ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well shes the same ish age as me so its fine i hope i wouldnt want to step on a fathers toes so to speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 It's hard to think of Claire as anything other than our baby ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I shall refrain from mentioning anything like what i did above then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I shall refrain from mentioning anything like what i did above then <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late now you posted it in a forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 But if you had the chance, you would would'nt you?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 no comment for fear of retribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Damn if I only had read this earlier, I could have popped up back to Darlo (I take it thats where ur playin, used to do a course at teeside which was based in Darlo, lived in Mowdon for 2 years) and then u could have had a young one on ya side Not sure what part of Darlo it is (again if it is at all) but no doubt they'll either be gay rugby players, crackheads, squaddies or chavs. Obviously I'm tryin not to be stereotypical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Damn if I only had read this earlier, I could have popped up back to Darlo (I take it thats where ur playin, used to do a course at teeside which was based in Darlo, lived in Mowdon for 2 years) and then u could have had a young one on ya side Not sure what part of Darlo it is (again if it is at all) but no doubt they'll either be gay rugby players, crackheads, squaddies or chavs. Obviously I'm tryin not to be stereotypical <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Love it mate. To begin - OH MY F*CKING GOD. why didn't one of you tell me not to be so bloody stupid. I now realise that my body is not what it once was. I could trot out all the old excuses about the ref and the pitch, but we didn't have a ref and the pitch was spot on. We spanked their spotty arse big time. after our 8th goal we stopped counting. Their heads went down and the awl arses played like it meant something. I have never seen such a lot of unfit kids in all my life. More to follow ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Jackanory..........Jackanory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 You actually beat the young gobshites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Yes we did, comprehensively. Licker, seriously mate, up here the standard of play is pretty poor, what we would consider a kickabout in Liverpool, would be a high standard game up here. I was screaming and shouting in an incoherant scouse accent, as the oldest I felt it was my duty. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Well done Mac, im sure if i got a few lads together we would kick your arse in a game though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Why not do it. good way to have a TT meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 How've I missed this thread? Top stuff Mac...if I lived closer I'd have sign up! (thank fuck I live so far away ). Used to be really sporty and fit (in the traditional sense of the word) but then I hit my teens . Half an hour in the park with a brace of under tens is about my limit now . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Mark, I think you're right in saying you could spank us raw, but we are talking about Darlo here, say no more. Licker, I like the sound of a game with serious footie people, but the way my legs ache today I won't be playing for a good long while. God, I did enjoy it though, gutted I didn't score but if I go past the half way line I get a nose bleed. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Yeah us merseyside people are a different quality than the darlo lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Mac Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Yeah us merseyside people are a different quality than the darlo lot <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm from Darlo you cheeky whippersnapper . Mac has only just returned to normal, if you know what I mean . He did quite well for an old fart, and I have never heard him more scouse. T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm from Darlo you cheeky whippersnapper . Mac has only just returned to normal, if you know what I mean . He did quite well for an old fart, and I have never heard him more scouse. T <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks love, legs are now better and my life is almost normal again, thank God I sit down for a job. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Thanks love, legs are now better and my life is almost normal again, thank God I sit down for a job. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hate that "walking like a crab" feeling for a week after youve played footy for the first time in ages. Always happens no matter how fit you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 I hate that "walking like a crab" feeling for a week after youve played footy for the first time in ages. Always happens no matter how fit you are <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I felt the same way after id broke my leg and started playing again, it was hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Just started playing again after 10 weeks out with Groin strain. Played last Tuesday for the first time and it killed me the next day and just finished today and its that same again so far and will hurt tomorrow and I am omly 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Just started playing again after 10 weeks out with Groin strain. Played last Tuesday for the first time and it killed me the next day and just finished today and its that same again so far and will hurt tomorrow and I am omly 27 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And just think its only going to get harder as you get older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'd love to treat Claire mean, shes a bit of alright <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OH MY GOD!!!!! Why havent I noticed this thread before Thank you mac for standing up for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 OH MY GOD!!!!! Why havent I noticed this thread before Thank you mac for standing up for me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Knew that little comment would come back to haunt him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Knew that little comment would come back to haunt him <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It'll more than bloody haunt him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Oh shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Yeah did i mention my terrible temper and anger problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Yeah did i mention my terrible temper and anger problems <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Erm no you neglected to mention that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Yeah did i mention my terrible temper and anger problems <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Well you'll find out all about it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Well you'll find out all about it now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *laughs nervously* ill look forward to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 hmmmmmmmmm im not happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 hmmmmmmmmm im not happy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really? I couldnt have guessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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