Bill Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance he asks, 'How am I doing?? ' The prostitute replies, 'Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots ' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I thought you were in the army Bill!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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