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This bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The bird behind the counter says "£40".

He says "£40? What do I get for that?"

She says "A f**king Liverpool shirt."

 

 

I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably in the shopping center yesterday. All he could say was "I hate this time of year, having to put on a ridiculous red outfit and embarrass myself in front of thousands of people."

I said "Look Mr. Gerrard, it's your choice to play for Liverpool."

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