rubecula Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 This bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The bird behind the counter says "£40". He says "£40? What do I get for that?" She says "A f**king Liverpool shirt." I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably in the shopping center yesterday. All he could say was "I hate this time of year, having to put on a ridiculous red outfit and embarrass myself in front of thousands of people." I said "Look Mr. Gerrard, it's your choice to play for Liverpool." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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