Bill Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pullout my chair and hold my hand, Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send me a king to make me a queen, A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other, And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits. Who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me out fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme but I don't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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