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Woman In Court...........


The Beard

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A woman was in court for shoplifting. The judge says "I take a very dim view to petty thieves like yourself and will condemn you accodrngly". He then asks the woman what she was shoplifting when she was caught. The woman answers "A tin of peaches, m'lord". The judge ponders, then asks "and how many peaches where in this tin". "Just four" she replies. "In that case, I shall sentence you to 1 month for each peach and you will be sent down for a total of 4 months". As the woman is being led away her husband shouts from the gallery "And she stole a tin of peas as well" :lol:

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