The Beard Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 A woman was in court for shoplifting. The judge says "I take a very dim view to petty thieves like yourself and will condemn you accodrngly". He then asks the woman what she was shoplifting when she was caught. The woman answers "A tin of peaches, m'lord". The judge ponders, then asks "and how many peaches where in this tin". "Just four" she replies. "In that case, I shall sentence you to 1 month for each peach and you will be sent down for a total of 4 months". As the woman is being led away her husband shouts from the gallery "And she stole a tin of peas as well" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 The old ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beard Posted March 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 You said it Bill!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 It was a tin of Beans when i went to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Beard, your jokes are so awful they make me laugh Edit: Oh, looks like Bill is guilty of a few more than you! Edited April 1, 2010 by Kohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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