iggy Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. and ruined the whole bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 You better watch Tara or Claire dont see that, they'll have your balls for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Classic and how true, tho the mouth bit can have its uses!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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