Kohen Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 This virus on my pc, or 'rogue' as it seems to be referred to on the internet. These 'solutions' on the net aren't doing the trick either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Also people saying "back to back" when they mean "consecutive." Even the BBC do that now ffs....we are not fucking Americans! I did this yesterday.. Terminator 2 was followed by Terminator Salvation on tv. I think I may have got away with it because there is supposed to be a film (Terminator 3) in between them so they weren't consecutive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 :red hair DM: p.s. leave out the man love til romey is here or he will shout at us for leavin him out I want in . Oh, and David Moyes grinds my gears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy the blue Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Also people saying "back to back" when they mean "consecutive." Even the BBC do that now ffs....we are not fucking Americans! . I think you'll find that they are fucking us Mike............................people who miss the obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 fecking casts. just got back from the hospital and need to keep it another 2 weeks minimum.... so pissed off at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 itchy as fuck i bet? i'm just guessin cos i never broke a bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 itchy as fuck i bet? i'm just guessin cos i never broke a bone Very satisfying when you hit the spot with a knitting needle though . (Broke an arm in my twenties) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Women!! they should have instuctions tattooed to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 itchy as fuck i bet? i'm just guessin cos i never broke a bone youve no idea. actually got lucky this time, had my cast changed after 2 weeks because the smell was melting the paint on the walls.... Very satisfying when you hit the spot with a knitting needle though . (Broke an arm in my twenties) Gone with a screwdriver because im a man! Knitting needle, ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Gone with a screwdriver because im a man! Knitting needle, ha! Borrowed it off my mum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) getting shit off people for mistakes made when youve stood in to help out and the person you covered doesnt pay attention to the instructions left following their return.... Edited January 26, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 People posting stuff before I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 People saying (or writing), "...hence why..." The most annoying thing is that if you correct people you get told off....so I have to bite my lip (it's no-one on here who's triggered this....was just browsing the Blueroom, this place is a haven of grammatical correctness in comparison ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 being logged out all the time from this site and double posting in the shoutbox. Oh, and stubbing a toe especially when its on a broken foot...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formby Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) people who chew chewing gum with their mouths open!! there was a chap on way home from wigan game doin it at the bus stop and i wanted to ram his head through it!! I know just how you feel, although people chewing gum per se kills me. Add to that: People who eat loudly (particularly those in cinemas). People who shout down their phone (particularly those in cinemas) People who talk all the way through films (again at cinema) (generally sixteen year old girls) People sniffing every ten seconds (why don' they blow their nose?) (and again at cinema) People with headphones on who don't pay attention to traffic (or the fact they're meant to be watching a film) Sniffing (again) Edited January 29, 2011 by formby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 People who are obsessed with the Cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Drogba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formby Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 People who are obsessed with the Cinema. Absolutely. Just too pretentious. Sniff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarleysGhost Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 When your boss has the cheek to say THAT'S a pay rise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 when i come on this thread and forget what i was gonna put Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Cesc Fabregas and Arsene Wenger. Terenstrend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 fabregas is a fabulous player but i have lost so much respect for him this season..he was a disgrace against us at goodison and at the emirates..divin and wavin imaginary cards around..a wenger does my head cos he see's about as much as stevie wonder when his players are cunts p.s. i remembered my other one...watchin a film where the sound effects are too loud so you turn it down but then the voices are too low so you turn it up then a big bang and it kills your ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wall Writer Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 fabregas is a fabulous player but i have lost so much respect for him this season..he was a disgrace against us at goodison and at the emirates..divin and wavin imaginary cards around..a wenger does my head cos he see's about as much as stevie wonder when his players are cunts p.s. i remembered my other one...watchin a film where the sound effects are too loud so you turn it down but then the voices are too low so you turn it up then a big bang and it kills your ears Been watching too many films pirated from the cinema me thinks, marco hehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 haha nope dvd! star wars is a classic example man! the music is madly loud and the talkin then goes quiet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 fabregas is a fabulous player but i have lost so much respect for him this season..he was a disgrace against us at goodison and at the emirates..divin and wavin imaginary cards around..a wenger does my head cos he see's about as much as stevie wonder when his players are cunts p.s. i remembered my other one...watchin a film where the sound effects are too loud so you turn it down but then the voices are too low so you turn it up then a big bang and it kills your ears spot. on. actually, for both points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 "If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you" signs on the back of lorries. Bullshit, if I can't see your mirrors then you can't see my eyes tosser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churinga2 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 (edited) Cesc Fabregas and Arsene Wenger. I never liked the both of them. Edited February 9, 2011 by Churinga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 the term quarterback bein used in football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 ITV's coverage of football. Adrian fucking Chiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 urgh...chiles is a clown of the highest order... what annoys me is the fact my ears are on the wrong way round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 what annoys me is the fact my ears are on the wrong way round Can see how that would be annoying . Are they upside down or on the wrong side of your head? (Incidentally my wife had an MRI scan a few years back and found out that all her major organs are on the "wrong" side....she baffles medical science....which doesn't surprise me at all to be honest because she's been baffling me for years ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 wrong way round man..earphones don't fit me unless i put them in the wrong ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 2 things just annoyed me in the space of 5 seconds.... radio dj's who try and be funny and fail really badly and laugh anyway...and also songs that begin with the people sayin their own names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) 118 adverts and webuyanycar adverts...in fact adverts in general...all shite! edit: gocompare added to the main hate list...also the gilette adverts that just whack another blade on every year and call it a new razor...fuck the fuck off Edited February 10, 2011 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 285ml beer bottles. They look like a good deal when you buy a box of them but they're gone in a gulp . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I really really hate farting after a shower and finding it wasn't a fart after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Putting the car in for a service and finding it needs two new tyres . Having said that the MOT's due in July a week before we go on holiday so it'd have annoyed me more then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I really really hate farting after a shower and finding it wasn't a fart after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Putting the car in for a service and finding it needs two new tyres . Going out to the car today and finding one of them's flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) Edited February 16, 2011 by Kohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 What are you going to do about it Kohen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Can someone explain ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 It's the red ring of death on his Xbox by the looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 It's the red ring of death... I get that after a prawn vindaloo . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I get that after a prawn vindaloo . Thanks for sharing :major overreaction alert: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Dunno what I'm gonna do, some lad on my Facebook wrote 'Turn it off, hit in in the middle and turn it back on' FUnnily enough, it worked, but only for about 30mins at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 christ mate don't do that...that's as bad as the towel trick! can get them fixed for 15 quid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Where? Loads of ads like this on ebay....no idea if they're any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Here you go ............... Did you understand all that. ? Personally i'd go back to hitting it with a lump hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Where? shop near me did my mates for 15 quid a few months back! ask around man..any kind of small gaming shop should do it..it's easy apparently once you know what you're doin and takes less than an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohen Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Cheers guys, i'll give it a shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Have a bottle of gin that's been sitting there for months with about three or four shots left in it...not a big fan but I occasionally get a taste for a G&T. Fancied one tonight....and it's water with a tiny hint of gin . Unlikely to be Josh because he'd have been slaughtered by a sniff so probably one of my "grown-up" daughters on a visit. Hasn't really ground my gears; made me laugh because it's just what I did as a kid...now I know how my dad felt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 haha quality..i'd still bollock um though mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Oh Mike.......... You never mentioned you had daughters! *runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I hate my job.... again. Takes two days to do a job, then it turns out the new parts are rubbish, I put in for overtime on Saturday... and I have to do the same job ( four times) in one day. I told the boss he is having a giraffe, he told me either do all four or at the very very least two. If I don't finish then dont start. How the hell will I know if I am going to finish before I start? I balls it up I get a right Kicking, I don't start I get a right Kicking, I don't turn up I get a right Kicking. I suspect I am going to get a right Kicking here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 No he is a bloke, short, fat with a moustache and a heavy Scottish accent. Actually he could be a woman come to think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 rubes' shit jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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