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A new one seeing as we all like trivia and useless information.........

 

I shall begin with Top Ten Phobias

 

1) Spiders (arachnophobia)

 

2) People (anthropophobia)

 

3) Flying (aerophobia)

 

4) Open spaces (agoraphobia)

 

5) Confined spaces (claustrophobia)

 

6) Vomiting (emetophobia)

 

7) Heights (acrophobia)

 

8) Cancer (carcinomaphobia)

 

9) Thunderstorms (brontophobia)

 

10) Death (cardiophobia)

 

A new one every day folks, unless I receive enough complaints to stop being a spotter.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Country with the most prisoners.

 

1) USA 1,860,520

 

2) China 1,408,860

 

3) Russia 1,060,085

 

4) India 381,147

 

5) Ukraine 217,400

 

6) Thailand 197,214

 

7) Brazil 194,074

 

8) South Africa 161,163

 

9) Rwanda 143,021

 

10) Mexico 139,707

 

 

UK 73,195

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Top ten ever Everton players !!

 

1 - W "DIXIE" DEAN

 

For the record this is what Dixie achieved ,it’s phenomenal he was a goal machine.

60 league goals in one season 1927-28

100 goals scored in 1927-28

100league goals before he was 21

200 league goals in 199 games at 23 years old

300 league goals in 310 games

379 league goals in 437 games

349 league goals for one beloved club Everton

37 hat-tricks in his career

200 goals for Everton in 198 games

More than 20 league goals for nine consecutive seasons

More than 30 league goals in four seasons

Averaged 0.94 goals a game

473 goals in 502 matches

16 International caps scoring 18 goals

 

Not sure about the other nine players - we dont need them with that record.

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Top ten ever Everton players !!

 

1 - W "DIXIE" DEAN

 

For the record this is what Dixie achieved ,it’s phenomenal he was a goal machine.

60 league goals in one season 1927-28

100 goals scored in 1927-28

100league goals before he was 21

200 league goals in 199 games at 23 years old

300 league goals in 310 games

379 league goals in 437 games

349 league goals for one beloved club Everton

37 hat-tricks in his career

200 goals for Everton in 198 games

More than 20 league goals for nine consecutive seasons

More than 30 league goals in four seasons

Averaged 0.94 goals a game

473 goals in 502 matches

16 International caps scoring 18 goals

 

Not sure about the other nine players - we dont need them with that record.

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What do we think he would be worth in today's transfer market, £50m?.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Coins and notes in circulation by value.............

 

1) £20 note £13,198,000,000

 

2) £10 note £5,683,000,000

 

3) £50 note £4,195,000,000

 

4) £1 coin £1,089,000,000

 

5) £5 note £1,045,000,000

 

6) 20p coin £359,400,000

 

7) 50p coin £270,500,000

 

8) £2 coin £264,000,000

 

9) 5p coin £176,500,000

 

10) 10p coin £149,800,000

 

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

 

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

 

4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

 

5. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

6. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers

the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

7. Chuck Norris doesn’t take off his clothes, he disembowels them.

 

8. If you spell ChuckNorris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

9. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever got.

 

10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

11. Chuck Norris can have as many facts in his top 10 as he likes.

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Nice one Chronic :lol::lol::lol:

 

Top 10(ish) Rules for your other half:

 

These are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done, Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

 

But men really don't mind that. It's like camping.

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Nice one Chronic  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

 

Top 10(ish) Rules for your other half:

 

These are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

 

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done, Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

 

But men really don't mind that. It's like camping.

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:lol: thats good that ;)

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Loved them Bluetrip :lol:

 

First Countries to give women the vote :(

 

1) New Zealand 1893

 

2) Australia 1902

 

3) Finland 1906

 

4) Norway 1907

 

5) Denmark/Iceland 1915

 

6) Holland 1917

 

= USSR 1917

 

8) Austria 1918

 

= Canada 1918

 

= Germany 1918

 

= Great Britain 1918

 

For Claire.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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