rubecula Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 There are some subtle differences between two english speaking countries they say "sidewalk" we say "pavement" they say "pants" we say "trousers" they say "buried at sea" we say "chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery attached to spherical objects while being beaten for answers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) Women are better at Finance. Gerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. Edited May 12, 2011 by Rubecula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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