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Slipping In The Bathroom


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Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce.

 

"Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in.

 

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

 

"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).

 

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

 

"No way. We can't do it."

 

Cobba said, "Lets try Plan B."

 

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that?"

 

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" replied Cobba.

 

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."

 

"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

 

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."

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