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Everton And Liverpool Car Crash Joke


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A Everton and Liverpool fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.


"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the RS fan "I agree" replies the Everton fan


The Everton fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.


"Look" he says to the Liverpool fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"


He hands the bottle over to the Liverpool fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Everton fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.


"Aren't you having any?" asks the Liverpool fan. "No" replied the Everton fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here."

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