Adams Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 A Everton and Liverpool fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt. "This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the RS fan "I agree" replies the Everton fan The Everton fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving. "Look" he says to the Liverpool fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival" He hands the bottle over to the Liverpool fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Everton fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car. "Aren't you having any?" asks the Liverpool fan. "No" replied the Everton fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 There may well have to be some post screening if your jokes dont improve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I liked that one alot more than the others, thumbs up Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 God loves a tryer mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 thats a classic joke, been around for years. changed a bit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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