Bedroom Golf..........

[GoldfishMemory]

1) Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club

and two balls.

 

2) Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

 

3) Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep

the balls out.

 

4) For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners

are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

 

5) Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage

to the hole.

 

6) Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the

owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being

denied permission to play again.

 

7) It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon

arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire

course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

 

8) Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or

are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners

have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

 

9) Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

 

10) Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all

times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under

repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More

advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

 

11) Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled

particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players

have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing

what they considered a private course.

 

12) The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes,

which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

 

13) Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before

attempting to play the backside.

 

14) Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed

at a quicker pace at the owners request.

 

15) It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play

the same hole several times in one match.

[Fatboyquim]

Nice one - I will give it a go tonight.

 

[thebluenose]

i wonder if they have a one player version. i know for a fact there is a 3 player or more