Bill Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Naples, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional the man said: "Father, during World War II a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did my son and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell Father, She started to repay me with sexual favours, This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However if you are truly sorry for your actions you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you Father t hat's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question." "And what is that" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?'' Edited January 8, 2012 by Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanchesterCity Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 so wrong and yet rather funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Are you going to tell George or what Bill? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Are you going to tell George or what Bill? shush Louis, Georgina thinks i'm a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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