Matt Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 yours won't be as high as mine..it was a 5 grand accident we'll see, will depend on the car I get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Got my closing bill from BT today (having changed 'net provider) thinking I'd owe them a few quid....but turns out they owe me £75 . marcopaulo and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Never seen anyone get so excited about seventy-five pounds, at least not for a long time. Five hundred maybe, I would be pleased enough. Going to rain at the end of the week apparently (weather forecasters are notoriously inefficient, for want of better words, but that's what it indicates) so maybe I'm kind of pleased with that, will get cooler also. Good feelings for here etc. Hot weather makes me ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Never seen anyone get so excited about seventy-five pounds, at least not for a long time. Maybe you should try celebrating small victories and pleasures a bit....might make you a bit less grouchy . Use your imagination....can you not think of something nice that you could do with a "free" £75 for yourself or someone you care about? Wouldn't it even make you smile just a little? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 It's basically not a lot of money these days Michael, seventy five pounds doesn't go far now I'm afraid, not being big headed about it, but that's about the size of it, but if I found it in the street, I wouldn't hesitate to make a grab for it (or hand it in to Police) I'm not motivated by money. I can't stand greed and avarice, makes me mad even, but for the purpose of this, if I had the money in question, I'd maybe invest it, or buy some tortilla chips and dips or some strawberry flavored clear water, nothing too extravagant, wouldn't go a long way is the bottom line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 I'm driven by money, its the only way to be. Whats the point in being born and just dying as a nobody pennyless? I believe that you have to strive to make a name for yourself and give you (and others around you) the best life you can give them. £75 is £75, I'd be happy if I was given it for free. Good on you Mike - keep it quiet from Josh though or you'll see that £75 dissapear very quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 We have a significant amount of Premium Bonds, and all we ever seem to win is about £25 three times a year, or less even, and then even that gets reinvested, a bit ungrateful maybe, but then you read about Mrs X in Guildford scooping a cool one million, probably have more holdings than us, to get the bigger rewards, but can be frustrating sometimes. I'm in reasonable health and would rather have that than be rich of overly affluent. Can't get away from news stories sometimes about soccer players on £200,000 a week or something. Fuck them really, it's not out jealousy, not one of my sins, but money can't bring you everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 i won a couple hundred quid on them once..my grandma bought them me as a kid..since then i've not won anythin but it's like gettin free money from your money without losin it so can't complain about them reallyq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 i won a couple hundred quid on them once..my grandma bought them me as a kid..since then i've not won anythin but it's like gettin free money from your money without losin it so can't complain about them reallyq My mum's got the full allowance (£30,000 worth I think)....they're a decent investment when interest rates are shit because you'll normally get about a 1.5% return over a year with a tiny chance of a big win. Think I've got five somewhere that I was given as a christening present . Won nothing though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 I have two kittens, I bought a laser pen yesterday and I can quite honestly say, I've not laughed so much in years. As an example of what you can do... (Ignore the horrendously obese cat in this video but the shaky head thing had me howling) Also, I tried to add a football twiist. When one kitten was stationary, I would lure the other kitten underneath the first one, technically a 'nutmeg', so after each successful 'Nutmeg' i'd shout Panna. It was sad, but incredibly satisfying a funny. Whichever kitten was "stationary" just wasn't fazed by the fact that the second one was going underneath them. Complete wind up merchant but soo funny. Made my week that laser pen has... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 hate cats. they suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 hate cats. they suck. You suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Sorry to be different but cats are pure amazing. Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 You suck. only if the moneys right. marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 with matt on this...they're just idiots and selfish dogs are ten million times better Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 with matt on this...they're just idiots and selfish dogs are ten million times better Ok...lets go to war then. You pick your biggest and 'best' dog and i'll do the same with a cat. you post a picture and i'll do the same, then we'll decide who's would win. go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 only if the moneys right. You'd have to pay me son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Ok...lets go to war then. You pick your biggest and 'best' dog and i'll do the same with a cat. you post a picture and i'll do the same, then we'll decide who's would win. go... theres no competition here though Ten - cats are selfish evil little things where as dogs are fun and loyal. Thread could be fun though.... http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?/topic/24319-cats-vs-dogs/&do=findComment&comment=299905 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 you'll just put a lion or summat ten..doesn't count cos they're not domesticated what has a cat ever done that's worthwhile? nothin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 you'll just put a lion or summat ten..doesn't count cos they're not domesticated what has a cat ever done that's worthwhile? nothin been gutted for violin strings? marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 been gutted for violin strings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Pound for Pound. Single fight. VS One of these.... Doesn't stand a chance. Case Closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 not domestic animals so doesn't count..knew you'd throw the big inbred cousins in to try and win this argument..dogs do more for the world..save lives and aid the disabled..far more worthy than a lion beatin up a poodle..case closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Cat's a Cat son I don't mind if they're been sent out on suicide missions in landmines, that's where they belong Yeah send the stupid pooch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 how many guide cats do you see? cats are for people who want a simple pet and can't be arsed walkin the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 how many guide cats do you see? cats are for people who want a simple pet and can't be arsed walkin the dog True dat...thats why they're a benefit. For lazy arses like me ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 there's a kind of dog that hunts lions..does it with speed apparently and tricks the big clumsy thick bastard into trippin up then rips it's nuts off..that's ace Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 they're for lazy people, benders and spinsters..anyone else who has one is a nobhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Ten, that is the ultimate female tactic! - find something that has practically no link to the argument in order to win.... Edited July 26, 2012 by Matt marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) What!? That was the argument. What would win, see my original challenge post. You two are shite. Original Post - "You pick your biggest and 'best' dog and i'll do the same with a cat. you post a picture and i'll do the same, then we'll decide who's would win." Dog Corner (Dick Dippers) Marco Matt Cat Corner (Cool Cats) Ten Romey Mike Zoo (so far.....) You two huddle for warmth, whilst we prowl and piss on you filthy creatures. Bare in mind, you brought this on yourself. We've gone way off topic here, and for a Mod, you're not doing your job properly if that happens *calls Louis... Sort it out. Edited July 26, 2012 by tenaciousj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Ten, that is the ultimate female tactic! - find something that has practically no link to the argument in order to win.... isn't it..that's the problem with cat lovers..they assume lions and such are fluffy and use them to fall back on the fight argument..don't see many rushin to get them as pets though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 isn't it..that's the problem with cat lovers..they assume lions and such are fluffy and use them to fall back on the fight argument..don't see many rushin to get them as pets though not sure many people run out for a wolf either though mate.... And Ten, only a cat person would want to put that debate one on one. Fact is, pack of wolves against a pride of lions - wolves every time mate, got more intelligence and because of their loyalty, can work together. Leopard (or Jaguar, not sure) I bet wolf and against the tiger Im not sure. Bigger and stronger sure, as quick and agile.... dunno. Anyway, you naughty boys, I opened a thread for this stupid debate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 not sure many people run out for a wolf either though mate.... And Ten, only a cat person would want to put that debate one on one. Fact is, pack of wolves against a pride of lions - wolves every time mate, got more intelligence and because of their loyalty, can work together. Leopard (or Jaguar, not sure) I bet wolf and against the tiger Im not sure. Bigger and stronger sure, as quick and agile.... dunno. Anyway, you naughty boys, I opened a thread for this stupid debate! EXACTLY Marco....suck my Or get your wolf/doggie friend to do it. They like guzzling balls. And sorry Matthew, you're right, you shouldn't have started this debate in here. Warning to Matt. We shall proceed elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 i didnt start a debate. I stated a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 i didnt start a debate. I stated a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 not sure many people run out for a wolf either though mate.... And Ten, only a cat person would want to put that debate one on one. Fact is, pack of wolves against a pride of lions - wolves every time mate, got more intelligence and because of their loyalty, can work together. Leopard (or Jaguar, not sure) I bet wolf and against the tiger Im not sure. Bigger and stronger sure, as quick and agile.... dunno. Anyway, you naughty boys, I opened a thread for this stupid debate! i wasn't the one who started the my pet is harder than your pet argument though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 If you put it in soccer terminology then Lions beat Wolves and Tigers, no such thing as Leopards or Jaguars for sure, unless they drive in one, but seems unlikely for these group of supporters. No good vibes today. Shaved off a full beard that was a bit uncomfortable but apart from that, a day of no great endeavor. Maybe next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 All this talk of Lions and Tigers takes me back to that essay I did on which of these fellas was the better, I remember actually writing a good few pages on which one would win in a fight. Surprising how that always seems to be the school-boy argument yet it does actually answer a lot when looked into in detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Just been chatting about Everton to Mike Lewis (guitarist from Lostprophets) on Twitter. This has made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I've heard of the group but that's about it, would never bother with a 'social network' communication with band members of anywhere, never even heard of a Mike Lewis until today. There was some very heavy and torrential rain today and over the weekend. I was quite pleased. Can appreciate it may be a hazard for road users or indeed others but it was a welcome relief. Damn weather has been bizarre the last few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 I've heard of the group but that's about it, would never bother with a 'social network' communication with band members of anywhere, never even heard of a Mike Lewis until today. Why? It's just the same as using social media to talk to Everton players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 What!? That was the argument. What would win, see my original challenge post. You two are shite. Original Post - "You pick your biggest and 'best' dog and i'll do the same with a cat. you post a picture and i'll do the same, then we'll decide who's would win." Dog Corner (Dick Dippers) Marco Matt Cat Corner (Cool Cats) Ten Romey Mike Zoo (so far.....) You two huddle for warmth, whilst we prowl and piss on you filthy creatures. Bare in mind, you brought this on yourself. We've gone way off topic here, and for a Mod, you're not doing your job properly if that happens *calls Louis... Sort it out. The cats lot would be banned I'm in the dog's corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 it's alright louis the gob shite went quiet once i pointed out the score on the cats vs dogs thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 it's alright louis the gob shite went quiet once i pointed out the score on the cats vs dogs thread Some of us work, you cluster-f*ck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 ....oh btw you! This post counting lark, am sure you've been racking up the shit posts recently. Every post you seem to write is full of shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 that's been true for all 8000 to be honest Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 that's been true for all 8000 to be honest Just noticed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Avocado and bacon with a splash of balsamic and home made coleslaw. I'm a happy man . Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 having set the example, a packet of sweet chilli flavor potato chips. Welcome to the wonderful world of TT mundane existences.. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Just added another trophy to my cabinet. Won the 'Power League' tonight with a 6-2 victory. As J would say - BOOM! pete0 and Lowensda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 The Power League is the major league that the 'JJB Soccerdome' run on a weekly basis. After leaving Everton FC and leaving Sunday League football I decided that I'd try my hand at it, tonight me and my team won the big prize with a 6-2 victory over our opponants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 ....tonight me and my team won the big prize with a 6-2 victory over our opponants. You let in two goals? Hang your head in shame . Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 You let in two goals? Hang your head in shame . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 The Power League is the major league that the 'JJB Soccerdome' run on a weekly basis. After leaving Everton FC and leaving Sunday League football I decided that I'd try my hand at it, tonight me and my team won the big prize with a 6-2 victory over our opponants. ahh congrats man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted August 31, 2012 Report Share Posted August 31, 2012 Pound for Pound. Single fight. VS One of these.... Doesn't stand a chance. Case Closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Get in 3 mins ago put a tenner on City not to keep a clean sheet £25 profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 start your own business with that.. What did I have to get excited about today? got dark earlier, October in a few weeks, but then I got a spontaneous moment of irritation as I know Christmas accessories will be in the stores in a week or two. I was also pleased that Liverpool appear to be a poor side, and another season of winning nothing, but I wasn't thinking about them tonight. Still dark at 3-45 in the morning, and my wife is being very tolerant and no chance of a hangover in the morning. I have reason for some optimism. Load of fucking nonsense to some, but you damn well I couldn't care less. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 my wife is being very tolerant You have a wife? pete0 and marcopaulo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted September 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 You have a wife? I feel bad, but I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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