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Anyone get any total headfuck ones??

 

The other night i dreamt i was attacked by loads of seagulls, all flying at me, last night, i was having a fight with someone with a stanley knife.. I think i'm losing the plot or something!!! :(

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I'v been having fooked up dreams since i was a kid, now i just live with it and enjoy them!

 

I had a dream last night i was trapped in the mersey tunnel with both ends caved in then all the cars started exploding :unsure:

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I had a dream last night i was trapped in the mersey tunnel with both ends caved in then all the cars started exploding  :unsure:

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I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory :lol::lol: !

 

And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle :angry: .

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I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory :lol:   :lol: !

 

And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle :angry: .

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hahaha oh shit!!! :P

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I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory :lol:   :lol: !

 

And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle :angry: .

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I'v looked all my dreams up in dream books and the basic conclusion is i'm seriously fooked up in the head!

 

Whoooo more accurate than horoscopes then :D

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Does anyone have the same dream more than once????

 

I remember about 15 years ago I used to have the same dream maybe every 2 months or so

 

I am trying to escape from someone and I am in a supermarket but all the isle are bushes and I manage to hide in the corner one

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Yep when i was a kid i had the same dream regularly that i would squeeze down the gap between the wall and kitchen units into a narrow passageway. After wriggling for ages i would see a minature world behind the cupboards but never be able to reach it. Then i would wake up all sweaty!!

 

I'm strange arnt i :blink:

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Yep when i was a kid i had the same dream regularly that i would squeeze down the gap between the wall and kitchen units into a narrow passageway. After wriggling for ages i would see a minature world behind the cupboards but never be able to reach it. Then i would wake up all sweaty!!

 

I'm strange arnt i  :blink:

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Yes :unsure: . Did you have a big wardrobe in your bedroom by any chance?

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Same one every night for 7 years, they gave me a new and improved MORI and now I only have it once or twice a month.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Whats a MORI

 

 

I have a dream where I swallow a giant marsh mallow, whats that all about

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Whats a MORI

I have a dream where I swallow a giant marsh mallow, whats that all about

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MORI = Super duper anti depressant, now with added happiness. :D

 

Re the marshmallow, BREASTS, BREASTS AND BREASTS.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Fortunately, I have escaped the bad dream monster for the best part of my life so far...thankfully.

 

Although, the g/f does have rather nasty ones - which means I get the seven shannons kicked out of me...which is just as bad as a nightmare believe me!

 

Incidentally, I did have a dirty dream about Kirsty Gallagher a while back, does that count?

 

hehe :D

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Although this isnt a dream (kinda wish it was) i have a similar situation.

 

Ive been absolutly obbsessed with my Ex ever since we broke up. since the break up two years ago weve just been friends although ive still wanted to be more. Weve been spendin loads of time together lately and i thought we were headin the right way but then out of the blue she texts me and says that she was confused but knows deep down its friendship she feels and doesnt want anythin to change.

 

I was destroyed by this and have no idea wat to do now!

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Poor Dunny_The_Blue!

 

I have been with my g/f since I was 15, I am now 29, 30 in September, so I am probably not the best person to offer advice...

 

Now I am not going to get deep, however, here come's my advice...

 

I think you both need to sit down and discuss the options and feelings between you...if nothing else, you both will know where you stand.

 

If you don't, you may loose what you have at the moment...if nothing else, you may loose your current reformed friendship! Although it is not easy to take, it takes two to tango, and if something is not right with either of you, its not meant to be. If she did reform the relationship, lying to you, then got it together, you would be gutted if she turned and

 

Now that my Agony Uncle but is over...get out and enjoy!

 

:D

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Although this isnt a dream (kinda wish it was) i have a similar situation.

 

Ive been absolutly obbsessed with my Ex ever since we broke up. since the break up two years ago weve just been friends although ive still wanted to be more. Weve been spendin loads of time together lately and i thought we were headin the right way but then out of the blue she texts me and says that she was confused but knows deep down its friendship she feels and doesnt want anythin to change.

 

I was destroyed by this and have no idea wat to do now!

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Cant be mates with ex's mate trust me i'v tried best way is to cut all ties and take the pain for a few weeks / months otherwise its gona kill you for the rest of your days.

 

That or go for broke and buy a ring!!

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some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed

 

i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads

 

one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff

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I only ever get bad dreams when I try to kick my own Anti depressant med's (the weed). Wake up sweatin n shioting...but never, ever remember what the dreams are about.

 

Same with good dreams, im sure ive been party to many a slumberous orgy, only to forget it.

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Cant be mates with ex's mate trust me i'v tried best way is to cut all ties and take the pain for a few weeks / months otherwise its gona kill you for the rest of your days.

 

That or go for broke and buy a ring!!

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Totally agree with that every time i try to be mates with mine something happens.

 

I keep dreaming about my best mate who's a lad and were just doing normally stuff but its mad

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Me, girls, dreams and normal dont happen i've got a filthy mind when i'm asleep...................who am i trying to kid? It's filth all the time  :P

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We've all worked that out!

 

And my dreams aint filthy im like living with my mate and we do everything together its odd

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some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed

 

i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads

 

one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff

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I am 41, my shed still contains porn and a few choice mamories, erm memories. The only thing I grow is hair up my nose, longer eyebrows and hair in my ears.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I have to admit 2 once killing a plastic palm tree due to my greenthumbed ineptness.

 

To be honest im a real hoarder & my shed is full of crap..!!!

 

You no car parts ill never use, 1/2 done projects etc.

 

But I do have a private den downstairs of which is my sanctuary, pc networked , sound system, fridge etc .

 

Gota have a bit of personal space.

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A bit like a posh indoor shed then eh Pat?.

 

 

More like some plaster boards slapped to some strutts with some old carpet & a coat of paint to hide & the fine workmanship. But I like it.

 

Dont even have a window anymore as ive hung a second hand A/C unit I picked up ont he cheap out o the window & baorded the rest up to keep the cool in.

 

I also have what could become a massive tourist attraction downunder..." The leaning Shelves of Australia"..LOL.... whilst I was no way responsible for the den's fine workmanship, I managed to furk the shelves up all by myself.

 

However, my ( home) custom painted Bob Latchford/Socrates beer fridge is well posh.

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:lol:   youve a lot to learn boy

 

And fish that doesnt sound nice!

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The basic theam of the dream was basically the plot to Saw 2 and funnily enough both you and Mark were in my dream, it was only us 3 who got out alive and the bloke in the wheelcair was the bloke who locked us all in there!

 

I know its strange but like i said earlier my mind is crazy when i'm asleep!

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Chat up line lesson 372.

 

Never, under any circumstances, use the following line..we shall role play this for the sake of authenticity...

 

 

Mark..."Hey Claire, I dreamt about you last night!

 

Claire..."Did you?"

 

Mark..."No...you wouldn't let me :( "

 

This technique often results in a painful blow to the cheek...and also the ego B) .

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