Moyski Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Anyone get any total headfuck ones?? The other night i dreamt i was attacked by loads of seagulls, all flying at me, last night, i was having a fight with someone with a stanley knife.. I think i'm losing the plot or something!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Anyone get any total headfuck ones?? The other night i dreamt i was attacked by loads of seagulls, all flying at me, last night, i was having a fight with someone with a stanley knife.. I think i'm losing the plot or something!!! 37682[/snapback] I'v been having fooked up dreams since i was a kid, now i just live with it and enjoy them! I had a dream last night i was trapped in the mersey tunnel with both ends caved in then all the cars started exploding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Ive had loads of fucked up dreams, but i havnt had any for a while so i cant remember them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I had a dream last night i was trapped in the mersey tunnel with both ends caved in then all the cars started exploding 37684[/snapback] I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory ! And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moyski Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory ! And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle . 37696[/snapback] hahaha oh shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I've just looked up what that means in my wife's "Dream Dictionary" and apparently Fish you're worried about the size of your penis, and the "exploding" before you are expecting it is pretty self explanatory ! And Moyski look out for a Latvian with a tattoo on his arse, 'cos he plans to steal your bicycle . 37696[/snapback] I'v looked all my dreams up in dream books and the basic conclusion is i'm seriously fooked up in the head! Whoooo more accurate than horoscopes then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Does anyone have the same dream more than once???? I remember about 15 years ago I used to have the same dream maybe every 2 months or so I am trying to escape from someone and I am in a supermarket but all the isle are bushes and I manage to hide in the corner one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yep when i was a kid i had the same dream regularly that i would squeeze down the gap between the wall and kitchen units into a narrow passageway. After wriggling for ages i would see a minature world behind the cupboards but never be able to reach it. Then i would wake up all sweaty!! I'm strange arnt i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Yep when i was a kid i had the same dream regularly that i would squeeze down the gap between the wall and kitchen units into a narrow passageway. After wriggling for ages i would see a minature world behind the cupboards but never be able to reach it. Then i would wake up all sweaty!! I'm strange arnt i 37754[/snapback] Yes . Did you have a big wardrobe in your bedroom by any chance? Edited July 11, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I used to dream that Mortisha out of the Adams family was chasing me all the time, but she wasnt walking she was floating, but i havnt had that one in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 i dont sleep dreams i dont know what you mean give me more caffeen aaaaahhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Same one every night for 7 years, they gave me a new and improved MORI and now I only have it once or twice a month. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 over the last 2 weeks every dream has contained me mate in it, no matter whats happening in it shes in it can someone tell me what this mean plz from a dream book thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I don't think you need to be Freud to work that one out mate. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Same one every night for 7 years, they gave me a new and improved MORI and now I only have it once or twice a month. ATB Mac 37783[/snapback] Whats a MORI I have a dream where I swallow a giant marsh mallow, whats that all about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Whats a MORII have a dream where I swallow a giant marsh mallow, whats that all about 37820[/snapback] MORI = Super duper anti depressant, now with added happiness. Re the marshmallow, BREASTS, BREASTS AND BREASTS. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 over the last 2 weeks every dream has contained me mate in it, no matter whats happening in it shes in it can someone tell me what this mean plz from a dream book thing 37816[/snapback] Just get pissed and accept shes never gona be a close mate again once youve "been there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Just get pissed and accept shes never gona be a close mate again once youve "been there". 37853[/snapback] already been there a while ago tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 already been there a while ago tho 37855[/snapback] Seriously theres something underlying there!! Go buy a ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Fortunately, I have escaped the bad dream monster for the best part of my life so far...thankfully. Although, the g/f does have rather nasty ones - which means I get the seven shannons kicked out of me...which is just as bad as a nightmare believe me! Incidentally, I did have a dirty dream about Kirsty Gallagher a while back, does that count? hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Seriously theres something underlying there!! Go buy a ring 37856[/snapback] oh ye im only 16 like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 thats no problem. get a ring and elope to gretna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 oh ye im only 16 like 37862[/snapback] Ok then dont but stop kidding yourself and ask her out Let us know what she says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Although this isnt a dream (kinda wish it was) i have a similar situation. Ive been absolutly obbsessed with my Ex ever since we broke up. since the break up two years ago weve just been friends although ive still wanted to be more. Weve been spendin loads of time together lately and i thought we were headin the right way but then out of the blue she texts me and says that she was confused but knows deep down its friendship she feels and doesnt want anythin to change. I was destroyed by this and have no idea wat to do now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Poor Dunny_The_Blue! I have been with my g/f since I was 15, I am now 29, 30 in September, so I am probably not the best person to offer advice... Now I am not going to get deep, however, here come's my advice... I think you both need to sit down and discuss the options and feelings between you...if nothing else, you both will know where you stand. If you don't, you may loose what you have at the moment...if nothing else, you may loose your current reformed friendship! Although it is not easy to take, it takes two to tango, and if something is not right with either of you, its not meant to be. If she did reform the relationship, lying to you, then got it together, you would be gutted if she turned and Now that my Agony Uncle but is over...get out and enjoy! Edited July 11, 2006 by www.fc-ssl.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Although this isnt a dream (kinda wish it was) i have a similar situation. Ive been absolutly obbsessed with my Ex ever since we broke up. since the break up two years ago weve just been friends although ive still wanted to be more. Weve been spendin loads of time together lately and i thought we were headin the right way but then out of the blue she texts me and says that she was confused but knows deep down its friendship she feels and doesnt want anythin to change. I was destroyed by this and have no idea wat to do now! 37877[/snapback] Cant be mates with ex's mate trust me i'v tried best way is to cut all ties and take the pain for a few weeks / months otherwise its gona kill you for the rest of your days. That or go for broke and buy a ring!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Cheers Guys, Ill pull through i think lol. seriously though thanks, i just needed to get it off my chest and get some opinions on it. Like youe sed it takes two to tango so theres no point in me pretendin itll happen, if it does though......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 i feel so left out. i have no gf. never had. ah well dont matter. gives me more time to focus on me joys like me new band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 When did TT turn into the love corner I have no problems with the opposite sex at the minute thank god so i have nothing to contribute to this girly chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) ah well dont matter. gives me more time to focus on me joys like me new band 37915[/snapback] ...good on ya lad, plenty of time for misery when you're a bit older ! Edited July 11, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 ...good on ya lad, plenty of time for misery when you're a bit older ! 37939[/snapback] You make me look forward to getting older so much you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I only ever get bad dreams when I try to kick my own Anti depressant med's (the weed). Wake up sweatin n shioting...but never, ever remember what the dreams are about. Same with good dreams, im sure ive been party to many a slumberous orgy, only to forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Cant be mates with ex's mate trust me i'v tried best way is to cut all ties and take the pain for a few weeks / months otherwise its gona kill you for the rest of your days. That or go for broke and buy a ring!! 37891[/snapback] Totally agree with that every time i try to be mates with mine something happens. I keep dreaming about my best mate who's a lad and were just doing normally stuff but its mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Me, girls, dreams and normal dont happen i've got a filthy mind when i'm asleep...................who am i trying to kid? It's filth all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Me, girls, dreams and normal dont happen i've got a filthy mind when i'm asleep...................who am i trying to kid? It's filth all the time 37987[/snapback] We've all worked that out! And my dreams aint filthy im like living with my mate and we do everything together its odd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Well i'v looked that up in the "dream dictionary" and it means you think he's a bit of a batty boy and would make a good housekeeper for you Does he pluck his eyebrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Erm yeah yeah!!! Hes very very good looking actually my best girl mate loves him to bits but he doesnt like her. And anyway at uni I do his cleaning and cooking and washing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I dreamt last night i was in a train station with loads of people and i told this girl who was my girlfriend in the dream that i didnt want her anymore, and then she came back to my house with someone else as her her new boyfriend and we all watched a film together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ok then dont but stop kidding yourself and ask her out Let us know what she says. 37870[/snapback] shes already with me other mate ah well hope fully they will finish then i move in for the kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff 37940[/snapback] I am 41, my shed still contains porn and a few choice mamories, erm memories. The only thing I grow is hair up my nose, longer eyebrows and hair in my ears. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I have to admit 2 once killing a plastic palm tree due to my greenthumbed ineptness. To be honest im a real hoarder & my shed is full of crap..!!! You no car parts ill never use, 1/2 done projects etc. But I do have a private den downstairs of which is my sanctuary, pc networked , sound system, fridge etc . Gota have a bit of personal space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A bit like a posh indoor shed then eh Pat?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 My room is my sanctuary, it has everything I need except a girl whenever I need her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A bit like a posh indoor shed then eh Pat?. More like some plaster boards slapped to some strutts with some old carpet & a coat of paint to hide & the fine workmanship. But I like it. Dont even have a window anymore as ive hung a second hand A/C unit I picked up ont he cheap out o the window & baorded the rest up to keep the cool in. I also have what could become a massive tourist attraction downunder..." The leaning Shelves of Australia"..LOL.... whilst I was no way responsible for the den's fine workmanship, I managed to furk the shelves up all by myself. However, my ( home) custom painted Bob Latchford/Socrates beer fridge is well posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I like your style mate, a sanctuary is a sanctuary whether it's in or out doors. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Back on topic OMG did i have a wierd dream last night and it ended with me wheeling some evil fucker who had made me suffer all through my dream under a bus in his wheelchair!! It was a graphic ending and woke me from my slumber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 My room is my sanctuary, it has everything I need except a girl whenever I need her 38199[/snapback] youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! 38268[/snapback] Will you teach me then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! 38268[/snapback] The basic theam of the dream was basically the plot to Saw 2 and funnily enough both you and Mark were in my dream, it was only us 3 who got out alive and the bloke in the wheelcair was the bloke who locked us all in there! I know its strange but like i said earlier my mind is crazy when i'm asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Even Im not that good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I was in your dream, now that is strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I was in your dream, now that is strange 38279[/snapback] Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I can understand Claire being in your dream though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oh please!!!!!!! At least I survived thanks for getting me out of there alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oh please!!!!!!! At least I survived thanks for getting me out of there alive 38284[/snapback] Yeah i was the hero of course and silly Mark nearly got us all killed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 How did I know it would be me, i hope you used Claire as our shield from any danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yeah i was the hero of course and silly Mark nearly got us all killed 38286[/snapback] I knew that would be the case!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Chat up line lesson 372. Never, under any circumstances, use the following line..we shall role play this for the sake of authenticity... Mark..."Hey Claire, I dreamt about you last night! Claire..."Did you?" Mark..."No...you wouldn't let me " This technique often results in a painful blow to the cheek...and also the ego . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Eh? It wasnt my dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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