john_webby Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 ...good on ya lad, plenty of time for misery when you're a bit older ! 37939[/snapback] You make me look forward to getting older so much you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I only ever get bad dreams when I try to kick my own Anti depressant med's (the weed). Wake up sweatin n shioting...but never, ever remember what the dreams are about. Same with good dreams, im sure ive been party to many a slumberous orgy, only to forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Cant be mates with ex's mate trust me i'v tried best way is to cut all ties and take the pain for a few weeks / months otherwise its gona kill you for the rest of your days. That or go for broke and buy a ring!! 37891[/snapback] Totally agree with that every time i try to be mates with mine something happens. I keep dreaming about my best mate who's a lad and were just doing normally stuff but its mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Me, girls, dreams and normal dont happen i've got a filthy mind when i'm asleep...................who am i trying to kid? It's filth all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Me, girls, dreams and normal dont happen i've got a filthy mind when i'm asleep...................who am i trying to kid? It's filth all the time 37987[/snapback] We've all worked that out! And my dreams aint filthy im like living with my mate and we do everything together its odd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Well i'v looked that up in the "dream dictionary" and it means you think he's a bit of a batty boy and would make a good housekeeper for you Does he pluck his eyebrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Erm yeah yeah!!! Hes very very good looking actually my best girl mate loves him to bits but he doesnt like her. And anyway at uni I do his cleaning and cooking and washing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I dreamt last night i was in a train station with loads of people and i told this girl who was my girlfriend in the dream that i didnt want her anymore, and then she came back to my house with someone else as her her new boyfriend and we all watched a film together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ok then dont but stop kidding yourself and ask her out Let us know what she says. 37870[/snapback] shes already with me other mate ah well hope fully they will finish then i move in for the kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 some of us have crossed the line efc some of us have been thumbed i'm boreder line with getting married in september so i'm almost there it comes to us all when (whispered) "they" creep into our heads one minute your shed is full of porn and football memorabilia next thing you know your actually growing stuff 37940[/snapback] I am 41, my shed still contains porn and a few choice mamories, erm memories. The only thing I grow is hair up my nose, longer eyebrows and hair in my ears. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I have to admit 2 once killing a plastic palm tree due to my greenthumbed ineptness. To be honest im a real hoarder & my shed is full of crap..!!! You no car parts ill never use, 1/2 done projects etc. But I do have a private den downstairs of which is my sanctuary, pc networked , sound system, fridge etc . Gota have a bit of personal space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A bit like a posh indoor shed then eh Pat?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 My room is my sanctuary, it has everything I need except a girl whenever I need her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A bit like a posh indoor shed then eh Pat?. More like some plaster boards slapped to some strutts with some old carpet & a coat of paint to hide & the fine workmanship. But I like it. Dont even have a window anymore as ive hung a second hand A/C unit I picked up ont he cheap out o the window & baorded the rest up to keep the cool in. I also have what could become a massive tourist attraction downunder..." The leaning Shelves of Australia"..LOL.... whilst I was no way responsible for the den's fine workmanship, I managed to furk the shelves up all by myself. However, my ( home) custom painted Bob Latchford/Socrates beer fridge is well posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I like your style mate, a sanctuary is a sanctuary whether it's in or out doors. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Back on topic OMG did i have a wierd dream last night and it ended with me wheeling some evil fucker who had made me suffer all through my dream under a bus in his wheelchair!! It was a graphic ending and woke me from my slumber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 My room is my sanctuary, it has everything I need except a girl whenever I need her 38199[/snapback] youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! 38268[/snapback] Will you teach me then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 youve a lot to learn boy And fish that doesnt sound nice! 38268[/snapback] The basic theam of the dream was basically the plot to Saw 2 and funnily enough both you and Mark were in my dream, it was only us 3 who got out alive and the bloke in the wheelcair was the bloke who locked us all in there! I know its strange but like i said earlier my mind is crazy when i'm asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Even Im not that good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I was in your dream, now that is strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I was in your dream, now that is strange 38279[/snapback] Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I can understand Claire being in your dream though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oh please!!!!!!! At least I survived thanks for getting me out of there alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Oh please!!!!!!! At least I survived thanks for getting me out of there alive 38284[/snapback] Yeah i was the hero of course and silly Mark nearly got us all killed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 How did I know it would be me, i hope you used Claire as our shield from any danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yeah i was the hero of course and silly Mark nearly got us all killed 38286[/snapback] I knew that would be the case!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Chat up line lesson 372. Never, under any circumstances, use the following line..we shall role play this for the sake of authenticity... Mark..."Hey Claire, I dreamt about you last night! Claire..."Did you?" Mark..."No...you wouldn't let me " This technique often results in a painful blow to the cheek...and also the ego . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Eh? It wasnt my dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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