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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

 

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

 

"You noticed then," quips the duck.

 

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

 

"Of course I can talk," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my

 

Sandwich please?"

 

"Certainly," says the landlord, "Sorry about that, it's just that we

 

Don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

 

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

 

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

 

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

 

The ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says

 

To

 

Him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would

 

Be

 

Brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer and everything!"

 

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, "Get him to give me a call."

 

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,

 

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job paying really

 

Good money!"

 

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

 

"At the circus," says the landlord.

 

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

 

"That's right," replies the landlord.

 

"The circus?"

 

"Yes!"

 

"That place with the big tent?"

 

"Yeah!"

 

"With all the animals?"

 

"Of course!"

 

"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle," asks the duck.

 

"That's right," says the landlord.

 

The duck now looking confused replied:- "What the f*ck would they want

 

With a plasterer?"

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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

 

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

 

"You noticed then," quips the duck.

 

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

 

"Of course I can talk," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my

 

Sandwich please?"

 

"Certainly," says the landlord, "Sorry about that, it's just that we

 

Don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

 

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

 

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

 

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

 

The ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says

 

To

 

  Him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would

 

Be

 

Brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer and everything!"

 

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, "Get him to give me a call."

 

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,

 

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job paying really

 

Good money!"

 

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

 

"At the circus," says the landlord.

 

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

 

"That's right," replies the landlord.

 

"The circus?"

 

"Yes!"

 

"That place with the big tent?"

 

"Yeah!"

 

"With all the animals?"

 

"Of course!"

 

"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle," asks the duck.

 

"That's right," says the landlord.

 

The duck now looking confused replied:- "What the f*ck would they want

 

With a plasterer?"

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haha off it that one quack quack :lol:

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