iggy Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 THINGS WOMEN CAN’T DO Know anything about cars except their colour Understand a film plot Go 24 hours without sending a text message Lift things Throw things Run Park a car properly Fart properly Read a map Rob a bank Resist Ikea Sit still Tell a joke Play pool Pay for a meal Eat a kebab whilst walking Pee out of a train window Argue without shouting Get told off without crying Understand fruit machines Walk past a shoe shop Make a decent bacon butty Not comment on other peoples clothes Use small amounts of loo paper Let you sleep when you have a hangover Drink a pint gracefully Get a round in Throw a punch Do magic Like your friends Enjoy……….. anything really Eat a really hot curry Get to the point Buy plain envelopes Take less than 20 minutes in the bathroom Sit in a room for more than 5 minutes without saying I’m cold / hot Avoid using credit cards Dive into a pool Assemble furniture Roll a bogey between finger and thumb Set a video/dvd recorder Not try and change you Watch a good war film Understand why flirting ends in violence Spend a whole day by themselves Go to the toilet by themselves Buy a purse that fits in their pocket Choose a video quickly Admit they were wrong Get this far without arguing with at least one of the above ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Like that, its so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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