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This sounds as though it could be a very old joke, but my daughter told it to me and I've not heard it before :D ..


Evertonian gets to his seat late at Goodison for the Merseyside derby. It is, as always, a full house so as the match kicks off he's surprised that the seat next to him is still empty and asks the blue on the other side of the gap if the person is with him..


"No.." he says, "It's my wife's seat but she died suddenly."


"Oh I am sorry pal," says the bloke "...couldn't you have given it to a friend or relative or something?"


"No" he says, "..would have done but they've all gone to the funeral!"

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